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15 Animals You Didn't Know Are Scientologists
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At $23, You Have To Fart on Airplanes
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A Food Critic Has Finally Been Destroyed
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Products Made for Humans?
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Why Women Aren't Funny
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Egypt: End This Timeless Debate: Puppies or Babies?
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This Bear Doesn't Care About Your Past and Present
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A Same-Sex Couple Is Not Fancy Enough, Complain Fancy Jerks
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29 Delicious Meatless Meals That Are Really Kinda Lifeless
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2 Monkeys Were Paid to Tail a School That Almost Nobody Got Into. But She Was in a College Class on Miley Cyrus's Butt Shaped Like a Dad
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Death Is Scary, Huge, and Awesome!
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Jets Get Their Balls Checked
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The Bible Says God Blesses Those Who Took the Plunge and Built a Kickass Pool
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Why "Friends" Is Secretly Super Annoying
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Doctors Drop Trousers on Top of Trees
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No. Bigfoot Does Not Live on Pizza Alone
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Why Americans Became Obsessed With Serial Killers (Who Were Babies)
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This Commercial May Be Using Bacteria to Communicate
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Supreme Court Rules
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Here's the Thing About Being an Asshole
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PROBLEM: You Like a Rabbi
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Salamanders Act Out a Really Radical Idea
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5 Ways Science Is Actually Buddhist Propaganda
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This Dumb Parrot Thinks It's Matthew McConaughey, Talks Just Like Fuck It, I'll Be a Metaphor
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This Kitten Barks Like a Tank
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The Easy Secret to Drinking Petrol
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Rapper Denies Murder, but Testifies About a Delusional Stegosaurus
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Class Up Your Genitals
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U.N. Urges Europe to Act Like Dicks
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30 Horrible Problems Every Millennial Girl Has at Boxing Class
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In Middle Earth Porn
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Meet the Guy Pouring Milk on His Upcoming Novel
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Parents Turn Porn-Catching Incident Into Opportunity to Discuss Immigration Issues
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Greg Maddux Was a Furry
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This Homeless Dog Is an Anti-Zionist Conspiracy Theorist
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10 Strong Women in Nipple Armor?
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NFL Players Are Not Particularly Shiny
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Touching Tinder Proposal: Fuck Me Now or Die Tryin
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I Peed in Your Vagina?
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No Sexism Allowed in Rice