Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

19	19 Vote	PROBLEM: You Like a Rabbi
43	43 Vote	Salamanders Act Out a Really Radical Idea
66	66 Vote	5 Ways Science Is Actually Buddhist Propaganda
8	8 Vote	This Dumb Parrot Thinks It's Matthew McConaughey, Talks Just Like Fuck It, I'll Be a Metaphor
192	192 Vote	This Kitten Barks Like a Tank 1	1
6	6 Vote	The Easy Secret to Drinking Petrol
8	8 Vote	Rapper Denies Murder, but Testifies About a Delusional Stegosaurus
61	61 Vote	Class Up Your Genitals
8	8 Vote	U.N. Urges Europe to Act Like Dicks
4	4 Vote	30 Horrible Problems Every Millennial Girl Has at Boxing Class
7	7 Vote	In Middle Earth Porn
110	110 Vote	Meet the Guy Pouring Milk on His Upcoming Novel
82	82 Vote	Parents Turn Porn-Catching Incident Into Opportunity to Discuss Immigration Issues
5	5 Vote	Greg Maddux Was a Furry
69	69 Vote	This Homeless Dog Is an Anti-Zionist Conspiracy Theorist
7	7 Vote	10 Strong Women in Nipple Armor?
8	8 Vote	NFL Players Are Not Particularly Shiny
306	306 Vote	Touching Tinder Proposal: Fuck Me Now or Die Tryin 1	1
63	63 Vote	I Peed in Your Vagina? 3	3
94	94 Vote	No Sexism Allowed in Rice
114	114 Vote	This Is One Delusional Bitch 1	1
531	531 Vote	Canada Is a Huge Hoax
5	5 Vote	Human Bodies With Animal Heads Are as Important as Facebook's Zuckerberg's
62	62 Vote	Sorry Ladies, I Refuse to Help Prevent Military Suicides
6	6 Vote	This Is What Happens When an Internet Meme Goes Bad: Man Dies After Being Kidnapped by Mom's Boyfriend 1	1
322	322 Vote	Here Are 7 Reasons Why You Should Be Eating Me Out 1	1
4	4 Vote	It's Time to Dissolve Families for Mother's Day
34	34 Vote	My Kids Are Not Sexy
214	214 Vote	51 Parents Who Are All About Dongs
4	4 Vote	Wow, This Was a Bummer
7	7 Vote	Usher Who Took His Own Life Is Our Greatest Living Storyteller
9	9 Vote	Should Children Call Adults by Their Insulting Nicknames
257	257 Vote	Shark Dies After Rescuing 6 People From Having Sex on Craigslist (For Real)
6	6 Vote	5 "Deviant" Sex Acts That Science Can't Explain
4	4 Vote	23 Inevitable Downsides of Being Charged With Murder
3	3 Vote	Bono on World Issues. The Result? Oh, Man
5	5 Vote	#WTF How Do Senior Citizens Still Have Pubic Hair?
718	718 Vote	Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal 4	4
94	94 Vote	DNA Reveals That Cows Were Almost Impossible to Predict
35	35 Vote	Basements Get All the Bitches

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