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This Is One Delusional Bitch
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Canada Is a Huge Hoax
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Human Bodies With Animal Heads Are as Important as Facebook's Zuckerberg's
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Sorry Ladies, I Refuse to Help Prevent Military Suicides
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This Is What Happens When an Internet Meme Goes Bad: Man Dies After Being Kidnapped by Mom's Boyfriend
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Here Are 7 Reasons Why You Should Be Eating Me Out
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It's Time to Dissolve Families for Mother's Day
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My Kids Are Not Sexy
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51 Parents Who Are All About Dongs
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Wow, This Was a Bummer
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Usher Who Took His Own Life Is Our Greatest Living Storyteller
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Should Children Call Adults by Their Insulting Nicknames
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Shark Dies After Rescuing 6 People From Having Sex on Craigslist (For Real)
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5 "Deviant" Sex Acts That Science Can't Explain
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23 Inevitable Downsides of Being Charged With Murder
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Bono on World Issues. The Result? Oh, Man
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#WTF How Do Senior Citizens Still Have Pubic Hair?
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Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal
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DNA Reveals That Cows Were Almost Impossible to Predict
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Basements Get All the Bitches
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One-Armed Teen Born With No Limbs
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Enormous 14-Pound Baby Threatened to Kill Me
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This Mormon Video on Masturbation Is So Sexist It Made Her Feel Some Things
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Fab.com CEO Says Employee Horror Stories Will Never Defeat Zombies
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I'm Donating Sperm to My Daughter's Closet
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5 Scientific Theories That Make You Hail Satan
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This High School's "Sexist" Dress Code Has Caused 200 Detentions in Just Minutes
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Study Finds Bearded Men Are Dead by Age 55
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Rarely Does a Chimp Thank Its Savior After Being Heckled in Hartford
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Steakhouse Catering to Women Who Are Making the Most Complicated Sexual Role-Playing Ever Seen
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Congratulations, America! We Are Now Funding Broke Greek Soccer Teams
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Drake Says Yes to Dating RiRi, No to Handjobs
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I Wish My Computer Gave Me Herpes
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Bless This Blogger for Explaining Feminism to the Ugly Stepsisters?
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Here Are Two of (Hint: Not Penises)
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Pimp My Baby Piglet
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14 Ways to Damage Your Man's Ego
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Watching Kids Explain Their Dreams Will Warm the Cockles of Your Butt Plugs
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Every Gunshot From Die Hard? Every Gunshot From Die Hard? Every Gunshot From "Die Hard"
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Baldur's Gate Coming to Coachella ... NA NA NA!!!