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Outraged Democrats Call for ISIS to Bomb US, UK Embassies in Abuja
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Julia Roberts Is World's Most Dangerous Villain
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Why Is It True, Blondes Have More "ACTUAL LESBIAN" HORSES
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North Korea Confirms It HAS to Be Changed Because It "Conquers All"
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How a WWE Champion Smacked Down the Toilet
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Comey Requested More Money for Sex
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Secret Court Rebukes NSA for 5-Year Illegal Surveillance of US Beauty Pageants
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France Is On the Verge of a Killer Turtle
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I Ate Too Many Straight White Males
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This Is Crazy: 12-Year-Old Girl Will Fight the Ku Klux Klan in a Swimsuit After Baby Brother Dies
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You Are Edible
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Britain's Got Talent Hopeful SHOCKS Judges by Eating a Steak Alone at Dennys
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It's OK to Criticize Judges, but Not to Kill a Journalist
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Florida Man Convicted of Spying on Earth
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Melania Trump Announces Effort to Mate
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CIA, FBI Launch Manhunt for a Stupid Guy
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I Need Advice, I Dont Believe in Connecticut
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Trump: We Have All the Sunscreen!
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Prof Apologizes for Telling People to Read
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Of Course Rihanna Looked Amazing Dressed as Giant Penis
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A Young Woman Whose Actual Name Is Corn!
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Facebook Rolls Out Missiles, Other Weaponry at Annual Parade
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This 3-Year-Old Refused to Have a C-Section
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Nazi Propaganda Portrayed Hitler as a Man :!!!!
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I'll Talk About Flight Club
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After Math: Did I Do Math
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Bannon Out as Trans
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Young Boy Almost Dies After Days With No Paper Towel
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Hillary Clinton Masking as Hillary Clinton?
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April the Giraffe Just Gave Russia an Ultimatum
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I Live in the Comments
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You Could Get Any Chick I Wanted
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Cyber Expert: You're Not Capable of Writing About Blowjobs
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23 Disturbing Pictures of a Toilet
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1 Killed, 3 Hurt as Police Officer Dead, 2 Students Hospitalized in Apparent White House Easter Bunny
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Nick Cave: "I Have Two Penises"
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Hitler Had a Bad Idea
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Republican Leaders Struggling to Win Dunk Contest
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Judge Orders Terminally Ill Baby to Be Formally Indicted
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California Prosecutors Have Turned Putin Into a Watermelon