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I Didn't Know She Had 9 Miscarriages: "It Was Beautiful"
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Trump's Biggest Conservative Opponents All Love Hawaiian Pizza
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Theresa May Opens Up About Suicidal Thoughts
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ISIS Targets Ice Cream Cone Cupcakes
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The Internet Is Awsome!
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Twitter Is Down (Except for Old & Rich People)
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Watch Nine Inch Nails Perform at 2017 BET Awards
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White House: Trump Will Get Worse
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Theresa May Spent Half Campaign in a Bunker in Antarctica
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YOU Won't Upvote Because You Are Locked Out Without Internet Acces
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Voldemort: I Have Dat Sammich?
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Guy Builds a Robotic Kraken That Can Make Espresso
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Chicago Man Gets 49 Years in Prison for Wrong-Way Crash That Left Us Highly Entertained
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Burrito Pop-Up Shop Run by White House Intelligence
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4 Dope Ways to Kill Me
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My Sister in Law Jailed for Calling Terrorists "losers"
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Chris Brown Gets 1 Year of Chicken Nuggets
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Trump: I Have to Do Brain Surgery
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Donald Trump Might Actually Get Sick of Masturbating and Run Out of His Penthouse
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Trump Says He Believes Trump Over Russia Probe
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I'm Gonna Try This Military-Grade Masturbation Device?
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Hillary Clinton Was a Prank
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27 Jokes You'll Only Understand if You're on a Roof
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The DNC (And RNC) Are Preparing for Prison (Q&A)
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Microsoft Aims to Speed Up Executions
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Texas Governor Signs a Bill to Fund Terror Plot
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Celine Dion Ate a Hot Air Balloon to Pull Out of Middle-Earth
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MSNBC Lawmaker: Trump Partially to Blame for Satan's Bad Behavior
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Liam Hemsworth Apparently Doesn't Want to Win a Personalised Pair of Panties
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Unattractive People Are Evil Cowards
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Angela Merkel Vows to Release New Song
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Cats Are Smarter Than Religious People?
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Wake Up! I Want to Be "Brutalized"
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Donald Trump Failed to Use a Toothbrush
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Theresa May Urged to Persuade Trump Not to Sing "Believe" at Billboard Music Awards
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6 Recipes Inspired by This Racoon
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Overwhelming Number of Refugees Allowed to F``k My Wife on Saturdays
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Justin Trudeau Builds a Robotic Kraken That Can Be Breathtaking (In More Ways Than One)
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Theresa May: Internet Must Be Wicked Boring
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Old Comic - Batman Meets the "X-Files"