Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

41	41 Vote	College Bro Picks Up a Frying Pan Like It's a Joint
99	99 Vote	The Time to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals
138	138 Vote	Pope's Peace Doves Attacked by Vicious BIRDS
100	100 Vote	WATCH: Mitt Romney's Scandalous Gay Past!
2	2 Vote	Study Shows Watching Porn Makes People Cry
200	200 Vote	You Suck Because I Have a Moustache 3	3
429	429 Vote	Meet Wolf Cop, Canada's Greatest Werewolf With a Revolver 1	1
297	297 Vote	So I Woke Up in Flames 2	2
145	145 Vote	The Sun Has Been Cancelled 3	3
127	127 Vote	Australia No Longer Exists 1	1
212	212 Vote	Free the Weed Fairy 1	1
7	7 Vote	The Truth About Baby Carrots
184	184 Vote	NASA Uses 3D Printing to Make a Goddamn Omelet
801	801 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 1	1
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
420	420 Vote	Old People Aren't Nearly as Interesting as Space Warrior-Strippers
222	222 Vote	Cleveland Kidnapper Sentenced to 1000 Hours of Fun!
309	309 Vote	Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
206	206 Vote	McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath 1	1
134	134 Vote	Hollywood Out of Wood
4	4 Vote	22 Things Only Hypochondriacs Will Understand
650	650 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
225	225 Vote	Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated 2	2
240	240 Vote	Stop Using Fake Holidays as an Excuse to Bang 4	4
323	323 Vote	Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!? 1	1
766	766 Vote	90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong 3	3
169	169 Vote	Unicorn Lair Discovered in California
373	373 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman 1	1
343	343 Vote	Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining 1	1
401	401 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
156	156 Vote	Nighttime Art Project: Scotch Tape Your Face or You Die
156	156 Vote	Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
246	246 Vote	Hey, Remember the Early 1800s 1	1
190	190 Vote	Genealogist Builds a Screaming Walk-in Vagina 1	1
240	240 Vote	Life Has Been Cancelled 2	2
203	203 Vote	To Do: Go to Hell 2	2
199	199 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science 2	2