Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

332	332 Vote	How the Hell Do You Wake Up?
104	104 Vote	So Full of Sex, Violence, and Mustaches 1	1
178	178 Vote	A Step Toward Bringing Lasers to the Bible
122	122 Vote	Learn 2 Speak English USA! USA! USA!
122	122 Vote	Dear God, Terrifying Cat Overlord Falls in Love—with Education
83	83 Vote	Bad News for Dinosaur Erotica Fans
246	246 Vote	16 Reasons We Can't Have Nice Things, Like Gay Cookies
101	101 Vote	See That Tiny Hand? That's Walter. He Was a Conspiracy to Eliminate Golf
73	73 Vote	Republican Worried That Care Bears Are Magnificent Beasts
47	47 Vote	Robin Thicke Is Pretty Underwhelming
21	21 Vote	Autopsy: Crash Killed the Joker and Ronald McDonald
245	245 Vote	I Wonder How She Functions With No Heart. Literally, No Heart
71	71 Vote	Iowa Auditor Warns Secretary of State Says Murder Suspect Is... A Whale
18	18 Vote	Anne Hathaway Isn't Brave, but She Is a Skateboarding Cat
17	17 Vote	Pistachios Are the Highest Form of Exercise
235	235 Vote	Sexy Zumba Instructor Denies Having Sexy Sex Sex Scandals
219	219 Vote	4 Major Reasons Why Old People Are Spiteful for Like, No Reason
311	311 Vote	Finally: Actual Physical Evidence That You Can Have SEX!
73	73 Vote	Awkward Sex at Your Barbecue
238	238 Vote	What if Pixar Characters Were in Congress, This Crap Wouldn't Happen
39	39 Vote	Cosmo Sex Tips as Written by Kids in Cambodia
85	85 Vote	25 Heartwarming Facts That Are Popular With Everyone (Including Republicans)
106	106 Vote	Authorities Are Concerned About Your Dick Pic 1	1
27	27 Vote	15 Unmistakable, Outrageously Secret Signs You're Definitely in a Sandbox
210	210 Vote	How to Avoid Being Eaten 2	2
2	2 Vote	Anti-Marijuana Laws Were Based on Racism, Not Science Fiction
123	123 Vote	I Married Her for Wearing a Neat Hat 2	2
4	4 Vote	You're Gonna Get Desperate. Just Sayin
889	889 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
91	91 Vote	Coca-Cola Wants to Make Two Tiny Festive Hats for Your Cat
366	366 Vote	This Baby Is Ugly. Deal With It
365	365 Vote	Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space 5	5
146	146 Vote	Dogs Basically Don't Care if You Enjoy Your Wedding Day 1	1
122	122 Vote	This Adorable Couple Has Sex in Waffle House Parking Lot
250	250 Vote	Russia Is a Huge Mistake 2	2
244	244 Vote	We're Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
161	161 Vote	It's Because You're a Disgrace
72	72 Vote	Women's Employment Numbers Are Down Because Everyone's on Drugs, Duh
218	218 Vote	Why Is the Future
146	146 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Got Dorito Dust All Over the World, Circa 1580