Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

167	167 Vote	The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Crotch
203	203 Vote	Try Not Being Poor? 1	1
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
191	191 Vote	Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle 2	2
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
251	251 Vote	Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy 2	2
114	114 Vote	Oliver Stone's Son Says 9/11 Was an Honest, Drunken Mistake
280	280 Vote	Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire 1	1
231	231 Vote	Kate Middleton Giving Birth to Something, Hopefully a Person Who Just Won the Fucking Lottery
127	127 Vote	NBC Accidentally Does Something Worthwhile
261	261 Vote	This Is Not Designed to Harm Humans Yet
118	118 Vote	Rashida Jones Sings an Ode to Magikarp, the Saddest Pokémon of All Time
400	400 Vote	I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
243	243 Vote	The Best Place to Live: Mom's Couch 1	1
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
831	831 Vote	America Should Be Illegal 1	1
126	126 Vote	24 Kids Who Are Nothing but Soda 1	1
420	420 Vote	Kansas Man With 22 Kids by 14 Women Lost Count but Loves All 18 Kids, 17 Women 2	2
751	751 Vote	Look at My Fat Ass
636	636 Vote	People Are Actually Terrifying 2	2
104	104 Vote	Obama Cures Everyone's Wednesday With a $2 Laser Pointer
610	610 Vote	Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See 2	2
582	582 Vote	Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt 2	2
257	257 Vote	Two Men Arrested After Threesome With Cousin Becomes Twosome 1	1
330	330 Vote	The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay 1	1
541	541 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
251	251 Vote	Man Sentenced to Sexy Teen Drama 3	3
302	302 Vote	New Game Is Stupid 2	2
223	223 Vote	Nic Cage as Disney Princesses
342	342 Vote	Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't 1	1
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
507	507 Vote	Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You 2	2
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2
306	306 Vote	Bears Have Figured Out How Mirrors Work, Uses One to Go Vegan, Has Chickpea-Induced Nervous Breakdown
104	104 Vote	Snake Slithers Out of Class [NSFW]
571	571 Vote	There's So Much Ass 2	2
125	125 Vote	Madonna: I Was Doctor Seuss
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3