Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

297	297 Vote	It's Unlikely You've Ever Loved Anything
786	786 Vote	U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now 5	5
89	89 Vote	I've Seen GHOSTS!!!! ... One Popped Out of Noodles 1	1
239	239 Vote	Katy Perry's New Fragrance Bottle Looks Like an Asshole and I Want It Anyway 1	1
170	170 Vote	The One Awesome Fact About Eating Squid Sperm
146	146 Vote	Find Out What to Think 1	1
123	123 Vote	This New Artificial Limb Is Powered by Gravity. Seriously, Gravity
225	225 Vote	101 Things Older Than 55 Seconds
102	102 Vote	The First Time You Called Barbie a "Skinny Bitch"
222	222 Vote	Firefighters Help Man Remove Penis From a Pair of "Bad Guys"
116	116 Vote	Republican Obstructionism Leads to Anal Probe Nightmare—Again
638	638 Vote	Oh God, This Fucking Pencil 2	2
681	681 Vote	Sonic Is in Labor 4	4
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
145	145 Vote	Here's the First 12 Minutes of Honest Television That Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity, Penises
80	80 Vote	Border "Loophole" Allows Hundreds to Flow From Mexico to U.S. If They Are White, Straight Males
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26
225	225 Vote	Your Baby Is Totally Dumb
179	179 Vote	Ice Cream, and My Balls 1	1
359	359 Vote	Google Chrome May Soon Regenerate Damaged Body Parts Like Salamanders 1	1
107	107 Vote	My Year as an African Lion
352	352 Vote	Siri Is a Virgin. Apparently That Matters 1	1
250	250 Vote	Map: Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee 1	1
269	269 Vote	McDonald's to Employees: Give Back Our Stock or You'll Die
205	205 Vote	I Can't Help but Notice That There Aren't Any Female Breakfast Cereal Mascots?
450	450 Vote	69 Things More Erotic Than the President 3	3
206	206 Vote	Judge Finds Cop NOT GUILTY of Being a Douche 1	1
349	349 Vote	Republicans Continue to Insist They're Legit 3	3
255	255 Vote	Don't Be Discouraged by His Balls ... Says Mom 1	1
229	229 Vote	Congress Is Definitely Drunk 1	1
540	540 Vote	Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech 2	2
488	488 Vote	Somebody Help Me, I Beg You
862	862 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 4	4
117	117 Vote	Today Sure Is Silly
265	265 Vote	Confession: I Don't Care 1	1
734	734 Vote	Oh Great, Now I'm Dead 2	2
1102	1102 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 3	3
421	421 Vote	WATCH: Girl Tells Boy She Has to Eat to Live 4	4
729	729 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3
232	232 Vote	19 Struggles of Being Addicted to Puns 1	1