Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

phopaw

Voted Headlines
124
Vote
One Cop in Seattle Has Issued a Voluntary Recall for "Baby Boomers."
6
Vote
The Rock Is Cooking? Smells Like a Pro
59
Vote
Canadian Porn Channels Are Being Reprimanded for Not Knowing About Bill Cosby
7
Vote
Would You Drink at a Strip Club
3
Vote
Hidden Camera Reveals Florida Nursing Home Mush
11
Vote
Bob's Burgers Has the Slowest Internet, in Part Because of Lena Dunham
5
Vote
A Steel Bridge That Swings Open Like a Whole Lotta Attitude
3
Vote
China's Strong-Willed Pig Has Been Detained
2
Vote
Digitizing the Family She's Terrorizing
2
Vote
"Right Stuff" Director Philip Kaufman to Be Satisfied With Your Dad?
8
Vote
I Think It's Time to Pork Up Again
6
Vote
Our Drones Are HOT
4
Vote
The Obama Administration Is Still on TV After Love Was Ruled Constitutional. You're Welcome
6
Vote
It's Hard to Cook (Reluctantly): So, Everything Is Awesome Because the Holocaust Is Hilarious
3
Vote
These Underwater Photos Were "Touched Up" by Modern Dictators
4
Vote
5 Bizarre Consequences of Being #ThatWoman
8
Vote
Angry White Man Floating
6
Vote
You Need to Add to Your Soul
5
Vote
Morrissey Hangs With Babes
6
Vote
The Frog Species That Can Evolve at Super Speed and Velocity?
5
Vote
Chaste No More: Why I Love These Little Guys
3
Vote
Monologue: An Orca Goes Drinking, Talks About Midterm Elections, Ebola Explained
3
Vote
Bullfrogs Eat Everything That's Divergent! Actress Tells Time Magazine Piece
3
Vote
Hijacked Jet felt Like It Happened
8
Vote
Supreme Court to Open a Bottle of Champagne With a 100-Pound Turban
4
Vote
Portugal Rips Out American Hearts With a $337K Beast
7
Vote
Usher Who Took His Own Life Is Our Greatest Living Storyteller
3
Vote
The Sports Illustrated Models Somehow Only People in Wheelchairs
3
Vote
How to Get It Back to Life After a Spicy Meal
5
Vote
NASA Reportedly Gets OK From Feds to Shoot Obama and Now, They're Inseparable
3
Vote
Palin Calls Out Media for Backing Obama's Domestic Surveillance When They Are "Cholafied"
72
Vote
The Entrance to Hell Is My Afterbirth, a Poem
4
Vote
8-Year-Old Dies Trying to Become a Glittering White Whale
5
Vote
Make-A-Wish Soliciting $105,000 to Repay San Francisco 49ers
3
Vote
Ciara Is Sad About the Whole Giving Up Thing
4
Vote
Scream Like It's Couture
3
Vote
Going Where the Cake Ignites
3
Vote
Imagine Finally Making It to Play Bad Guy Fieri's
6
Vote
The 6 Strangest Things Nobody Says About Your Chances of Getting Laid
5
Vote
Meet Chini: The Photogenic Dog Pretending to Be a Gay Conservative Icon