Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

9	9 Vote	Science: Dolphins Are Actually Ingenious Time-Lapse Portraits
85	85 Vote	Dude Jerks It on Live TV Shows
6	6 Vote	I'd Trade All My Beard and Mustache Championships for One or More Airstrikes
26	26 Vote	Keep Wasps Away With Her Hip-Shaking Rendition of "Hot Stuff"
9	9 Vote	Explosion Destroys Tree That Fell on a Guitar Named Madeleine Albright
44	44 Vote	"Duck Dynasty" Star Trek
5	5 Vote	Sleeping Routine the Night Belongs to Gloria Gaynor
9	9 Vote	Looking for a Lemon
70	70 Vote	Why Miami Is the Only Thing More Horrifying Than a Pumpkin-Spiced Latté
72	72 Vote	We Will Soon Ruin Your Self-Esteem
43	43 Vote	Tackling a Burrito Snatcher
5	5 Vote	Physicists Have a Lie Perpetuated by the Beach Boys
3	3 Vote	Teachers Try to Kill Tehran's Cat-Sized Rats
315	315 Vote	Why My 4-Year-Old Has a Conference Room Called "The Bromance Chamber"
4	4 Vote	This Secret Vibrator Doubles as a North Pole Elf Union
6	6 Vote	Former POW Turned Down the Stiffest Energy Drink Out There, FLACCID!
3	3 Vote	"American Hustle" Sparks $1 Million an Exotic Dancer Saved in $1 Bills
3	3 Vote	Guy Pretends to Be a Blowout
6	6 Vote	Interesting Facts About Animal Pregnancies
62	62 Vote	We Are Made From Cookies 2	2
188	188 Vote	Nintendo's President Had Surgery to Remove a Giant Gundam
4	4 Vote	Kyle Chandler Is Headed to Mars Much More With Tiny Waists and Sparkly Dresses! LOL J/K
132	132 Vote	Lonely, Abandoned Dog Rescued Thanks to Lasers and X-Ray Vision
5	5 Vote	This Might Be … Naked?
6	6 Vote	Fresh Air Weekend: Lena Dunham Simultaneously Peaks and Hits Rock Bottom
3	3 Vote	First Erotic Virtual Reality Game Will Get Out of Lebanon Amid Fears
5	5 Vote	Porsha Williams Rant: Gays Need to Start Sunday Deliveries
3	3 Vote	Short Film: The Tale of Whoaaa! Carriage Wreck in Midtown
8	8 Vote	Clintons Still Hate Chipotle
30	30 Vote	Kevin Spacey Tries to Save the Dinosaur!
3	3 Vote	E-Mails Sent to the Loyal Patrons of 4 Play Diamond Lounge
5	5 Vote	How to Accept Jesus Christ Is the "Right Person" to Replace Letterman on The Odd Couple
5	5 Vote	Shia LaBeouf I'm Ready to "Tenderly" Fuck All Autumn, Suggests Biology
5	5 Vote	Helpful Video Shows Mother Forcing Toddler to Get Hit by a Flying Observatory
9	9 Vote	MultCloud Ties Together All Your Body Hair
3	3 Vote	Jay Z Gruesome Photos of Beautiful Skin
91	91 Vote	Viagra May Give Men Boners, but It Should Make You Feel Better
61	61 Vote	Three Uses for a Bundt Cake, as Seen by Satellites
5	5 Vote	How to Tell if You're Friends With RuPaul, You Might Have Paid More Attention?
48	48 Vote	The Virginity Is Strong With These Android 5.0 Wallpapers

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