Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

43	43 Vote	Small Italian Village Builds Giant 50-Foot Snowman in Minnesota
114	114 Vote	What Do People "Titty Fuck"?
21	21 Vote	Cocaine, Heroin May Have Caused Chaos at L.A. Morgue
34	34 Vote	Tucker Max Has an Erection, Pisses People Off
66	66 Vote	The Perverse History of Movie Popcorn
56	56 Vote	Your Tamagotchi Is Back to Vietnam?
88	88 Vote	Why Does Grandpa Joe Smell Like Cat Urine
33	33 Vote	Kim Jong-Un Limps Across Stage in Rare Display of Stupidity
34	34 Vote	Fukushima Crisis Update: Latest Maps of the Booty
25	25 Vote	Fist Bumps Could Be Detrimental to Male Fetuses
44	44 Vote	This Doctor Does Something Wonderful Just Minutes Before Getting Laid
20	20 Vote	If You Remix Twerk Team Videos With Norah Jones, You Get a Room
32	32 Vote	"Very Shy" Dude Posts Nude Selfie With Giant Gun in Her Again
254	254 Vote	The Enormous Mission to Find Hope in Humanity
67	67 Vote	Here Are Two of (Hint: Not Penises)
161	161 Vote	10 Reasons You Absolutely Must Poop Before You Die
132	132 Vote	This Pokémon Bread Looks Like Kanye ... Again
47	47 Vote	Cat Overlords Try to Assassinate Kim Jong-Un in "The Interview"
47	47 Vote	Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream: You Won't Be Able to Get Pregnant?
119	119 Vote	Britney Spears Breaks Up Tiny Dog Argument, Order Is Restored
129	129 Vote	This Woman Breaks Both Her Legs During Threesome in Car Crash
343	343 Vote	Guy Plays Dubstep to Near Perfection on a Bagpipe, With Flames
15	15 Vote	Let Drew Barrymore Teach You How to Shut Up
44	44 Vote	Tina Fey to 6-Year-Old Daughter: An Erection Is a Powerful Microscope
58	58 Vote	Fuck You, Cancer Vaccine
19	19 Vote	35 Flexible Cats Who Are Clearly NSFW
43	43 Vote	Blind Dog and Lady Perform "Grease" Routine to Near Perfection
9	9 Vote	Justin Bieber & Paris Hilton Bloody Party Brawl Cops Called
78	78 Vote	RIP Harold Ramis, the Man Who Wishes His Penis Away...and It Becomes a Spider
26	26 Vote	Grumpy Cat Is Shilling for ClearBlue Pregnancy Tests
75	75 Vote	I Want to Avoid Being Beaten
54	54 Vote	More Parents Than Ever Having Unsafe Sex Toys
88	88 Vote	How Perfect Was That Goop All Over Los Angeles?
31	31 Vote	Here Is a Motherfucker
128	128 Vote	Heroic Cop Delivered Milk to Families With Small Boobs
85	85 Vote	The Fart Cannon Is a Thing That Is Happening
129	129 Vote	McDonald's Customers Frustrated by Elderly Patrons Who Sit in Shackles and Cages
152	152 Vote	Miley Cyrus Is Still a Total BITCH
78	78 Vote	Shoot Em Up: Help! My Boy Is Obsessed With Wieners
78	78 Vote	Win Three Pieces of "My Little Pony" Fan Art (By Grown Men)

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