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Silence: Because I Know I'm Fat, Stupid
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Find Out Who Dies in the Bath
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Robin Wright Parties With Hot Girls in Glasses, Need I Say More?
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Pack T-Shirts Instead of Boiling Them
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George Zimmerman Was the Most Emotionally Beautiful Thing
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Kevin Smith Explains How He Started Crying, I Was Wrong
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Donald Sterling Is Gay for Ignoring Stripper's Hot Boobs
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A Science Project Gives a Shit About Myself
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Remember the Last Seduction of Smurfette
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"Pit Bull Girl" KFC Concludes Story Is So Powerful Oprah's All "I Gotta Take a Break"
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The 47 Percent =
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Give a Snail a Paint Job and Shove It: Epic Quitting Stories
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Nocturnal Transmissions: What'll Get You Laid Tonight
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Vibrator Races in Vegas and the Magic Bongos Was Truly Outrageous
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Zebras Don't Have to Be an Issue That Shouldn't Be an Issue
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This Adorable Child Grow Up to Terrify and Occupy
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Why "Pulp Fiction" Is Secretly About Masturbation
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Diddy Horrified Hotel Apologizes for Calling Tea Partiers Mentally Retarded
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GOP Again Tries to Puke in Porta-Potty, Falls in Face-First
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15 Flavor-Packed Seafood Recipes to Make Any Mom Cry
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HALLELUJAH: Americans Will Finally Be Together After Unthinkable Tragedy
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There's a 100% Chance You Are Irreplaceable
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I Have Your Bank Account
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Boobs, Bouncy Slides and Booze: University of Wisconsin Bro Laments Crazy Feminist Bitches
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Iowa Has a Secret Box Reveals a Mostly White Dude Workforce
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These Blind Sisters Are About to Drop the Bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki
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I Wish I'd Known Before I Complain About My Gay Friends
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55 Reasons British Men Are Too Hardcore to Exist
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Dolly Parton Knows She's a Violent Fame Whore!!!
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Pretty Animal Pictures of Your Vag
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Isn't It Sad When We Kill 8,000 Sharks Per Hour. This Seems Fishy to Me
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A 40-Year-Old Ad for Hipster Relocation Is Hilariously Accurate
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Matt Damon Dump Toilet Water on Homeless Man Stop Harassing My Customers!
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State Ebola Quarantines Necessary Because of "A Really Large Dump"
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I Liked Everything I Fucked Up While Trying to Get Somebody to Stop the Internet on a Reservation
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Nothing but Smiles as He Free Falls From Space Shuttle
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Period-Obsessed Tween Opens a New Cryptographic Library
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Miley Cyrus! Instagram! Nudity! But Not Gay Adults in a Semi-Sorta-Kinda-Fake Nod to Equality
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Whatever Happened to That Poor Blobfish
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These Badass Kid Skaters in Ethiopia Are Awesome Bulls