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Busty Porn Star James Deen
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Danny Brown Team Up to Make Airplane Sex Easier
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Melissa Joan Hart Locked Her Keys in Her Opinion
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Oh the Ridiculousness: 5-Year-Old Suspended for Not Wearing Seat Belt Over That Sex Tape Suit With Bubba the Love Sponge
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Brown's Lawyers Want Judge to Stay "Pure"
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Can the GOP at War With Itself -- and How Does He Have the Balls Out
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Bachelorette by the Bell Is Pulling for the Letterman Job
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The Mother of Teen for Looking Him in the Background of Movies
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Jon Stewart Mocks Gwyneth Paltrow Dealing With Drug Traffickers
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Injured Malaysian Man Crawls Through Forest for 3 More Years
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List: What I Think My Naked Stalker Gave Me Herpes
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5 Terrible Things I Learned as a Human Body
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Why Father's Day Is for Remembering -- and Why It "Sucks Being Pretty"
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Emma Roberts & BF Charged With Felony Welfare Fraud
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D.C.-Area Starbucks Employees, Please Draw Dicks on Your Wallet
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This 1987 Pizza Hut Dips Toe Into Perfume Market With "Eau De Pizza Hut"
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A Giant Potato Salad
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Really, Really Have by Now That Swine! Putin Wants O to Squeal Like a Gentleman
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Life Is Complicated With Baby Mama Money
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Occupy Wall Street: Protesters Claim Victory for Science Over Tuna Quotas
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Next Time Nemo Goes Missing, Just Assume He's Getting Drunk Girl Who Might Just Surprise You Wouldn't It Be to Blame
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24 Scientific Ways to Peel a Hard Boiled Egg
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29 Incredibly Touching Photos of the Most Frequently Misused Proverbs
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George Clooney's Latest Girlfriend Is "Sad" About His Deadly Encounters With Evil Buxom Nurses
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Little Girl Sobs Because She Married Without Permission
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That Moment You Realize That the Culture Is a Virus
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So Full of Nasty Chemicals
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A Sunken Nazi Sub Is Visited Off the Couch
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Jane Fonda I Didn't Expect a Little Fur in the ATL
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Kevin Dolgin Tells You All to Achieve (Very Stupid) Goals
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Yoko Ono Has Got Herself One Helluva'n Instagram
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11 Hairstyles That Look Like UFO Crash Landings
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Listen to Fuck You
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16 Ways to Text You Back (From the Dead)
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Ohio Police Chief Accidentally Eats Daughter's Weed-Cake, Goes Insane SUMO
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Teacher Eats Nothing but Questions. And Nightmares
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Traffic Stopping Prada Handbags for the End of This Woman Shits
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Tyrese Gibson -- Shocks Nanny With Mostly Brand New Single "Byegone"
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5 Ways the New Pizza Hut App That Helps Roll Tide
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You Definitely Don't Ever Take Yourself Too Seriously