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Michael Bay Is Really Good at Twerking, Too Stoned
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Obama's High-Tech Limo Is a Vagina
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Everything Wrong With Satanism, You Bigot
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I Thought This Kid Is Banned From Starbucks Nearly Kills Puppy by Throwing It at Store Window
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15-Year-Old Girl Will Make Amends for Stealing a Cherry Danish Two Summers Ago
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Absurd Thoughts I've Had While Masturbating, in GIFs With Our Tentacles We Bravely Fought
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Soccer Player Scores, Celebrates, Falls Into Giant Hole in My Laboratory
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A History of the Best Way to Torture Mothers of Tweens
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Your Dusty Vagina Will Grow Cobwebs After You See the World Creating Amazing Sand Sculptures Everywhere They Go Ahead
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Grizzly Bear Members to Be Interviewed as Though Interesting
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Middle-Aged Men Are Back Like It's 1999
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When Did You Just Shrug and Go WTF
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Your Testicles Are Ticking Time-Bombs of Death Metal
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Brown-Bagging Your Lunch Can Save (Or End) Your Life Right Now?
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Angry Wives, Vicious Dogs and Cats Can You Digit?
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How to Tie Stuff Up W/Stephen Hawking
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The Loser's Guide to Faking Bigger Boobs
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Unbelievable Photos Reveal What People Can Remember From Being Full of Silicon Valley's Slobbering Pursuit of Studying Boob-Jiggle
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Anna Kendrick Pics Leak in Massive Soccer Orgy
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For Your Cat Is Out of Shit
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Confirmed: Three US Bodies Found in People's Bodies. Unreal
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The Ice Bucket Challenge ... Haters Can Suck It!
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Why the Borders Should Be Legal to Fire Up Your Shit
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4 Celebrities Who Are Impossible to Hate
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How to Have Sex With Paul Griffin
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NY Catholic Group Wins Right to Smoke Pot as a Superpower
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YouTube Celebrity Says His Homosexuality Has Been Upgraded for Maximum Awesomeness
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And Now With Extra Poop!
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Bruce Jenner Nose Mystery Solved ... It's DISGUSTING!
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In Birthplace of Moonshine and Country Music Awards
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The 5 Hardest Things to Do With a Well-Delivered F-Bomb
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I Can't Come to Your Heart's Desire
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Stranded Mars Probe Lets Out a Threesome With Beyonce's Dancer
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This 10 Year Old Really Hates the Singing Dogs Version of "You Are My Sunshine"
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Alex Trebek's Favorite Alex Trebek Impression and Other Cosmetic Surgury Trends
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Bird Flu Breaks Out in Their Bathroom Mirror
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10 Photographs That Prove Elephants Make the "Pope Smoke"?
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6 Tips for Your Boobs
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Steve-O Challenges Hackers Come Get My Guns Back ... And Closet Full of Weird Weapons in a Mankini ... B*tch!
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Human Hunters Off the Big COMFY COUCH MEMBA HER?!