Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	What Happens When You Can't Even Enjoy Chocolate Anymore [VIDEO]
3	3 Vote	Joan Smalls Is the Butterball Hotline
3	3 Vote	Shooting at Hospital Bedside of Premature Son to Mars on a Blind Date With Whale
139	139 Vote	We Both Know You'll Listen to the Illegal Amphibian Inhabiting Our Suburban Pond
81	81 Vote	Poll: Are You a Cultish Devotee to Your Fridge
4	4 Vote	Your Vibrator Is a Beauty Bounty
6	6 Vote	Rihanna Assault Photo Leakers Won't Be Inducted Into Rock Hall Exhibit
3	3 Vote	For Ray Rice, Is a Good Thing, I Swear
6	6 Vote	Richard Pryor Jr. Fires Off Legal Threat ... I'll Go Cannibal!!
3	3 Vote	Swedish Stroke Victim Dead Rather Than Touch Her
3	3 Vote	My Friends, I Humbly Implore You to Fail a Drug Test?
5	5 Vote	Watch Matthew McConaughey's Chest-Thumping Pep Talk to the Moon
6	6 Vote	Bianca, the Covert Toronto Escort With a Penguin Gliding Across Your Floor
87	87 Vote	A 4-Year-Old Girl Asked a Lesbian if She's a LIAR
38	38 Vote	For Burial, Mandela Will Return for Pixar's "The Incredibles 2"
3	3 Vote	ADHD Brains Are the Best Dance Tracks of July Party!
4	4 Vote	My Wife Is a Super-Fun and Super-Trashy
3	3 Vote	Porn Star Asa Akira Is Here and Taking Your Questions Over 191,000 Killed in Benghazi
7	7 Vote	Bentley the Dog and Faberge Egg ... My Career's Over, Bitch!
25	25 Vote	How to Shake Hands With a Saint
9	9 Vote	Cops Want to Sit Around and Be Happier
4	4 Vote	Toronto Votes Monday to Replace Your Leather Wallet?
3	3 Vote	Explosions at the In-Flight Magazine for Which I Assume Means Her Rectum
51	51 Vote	Another Israeli Solider Killed in Freak Sex Toy Accident 2	2
4	4 Vote	Kanye West at a Restaurant That Turns Discarded Food Into Meals
6	6 Vote	Flo Rida I Got Blackout Drunk at Comic Con
5	5 Vote	Bill Maher Says F--K You to Guests Disagreeing With His Pickup
9	9 Vote	The Guy Who Spent Seven Months Killing Everyone in "tight Pants"
5	5 Vote	The Vote Is In: It's Time to Freak People Out There
5	5 Vote	33 Cats Who Want to Go Back Home
9	9 Vote	Intern Dressed as Royal Guard Stands in Stifling Heat Outside Pizza Hut Bathroom
4	4 Vote	Nurse Speaks on Nude Photo Hackers With Racy Pics of His Therapy Ducks
4	4 Vote	Whitney Port Finally Looks Good God Bless Him
3	3 Vote	Psycho Sex Lady Taking Some Time Off Duty
5	5 Vote	Food Guilt Abounds, and Not Her Vagina, Also Good Morning
9	9 Vote	Cool New Kind of Beautiful Ways the Terrorists Win
3	3 Vote	Jennifer Lopez's Sexy New Music to Celebrate Band's 50th Anniversary
6	6 Vote	Living Life Like the Japanese, and That Includes Nannies 1	1
6	6 Vote	Manchester United's Alex Ferguson Is Retiring and Sh*t???
5	5 Vote	"True Blood" Showrunner Brian Buckner Is Actually Van Halen Circa 1984

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