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6 Foods You Think Will Be So Big That They'll Move the 2022 World Cup
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Kanye West Won't Be Firing Anyone Over Airplane Vagina Tweet
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After Having Sex With Dad?
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So Full of Nude Models
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Charlie Sheen Is Open to Coming Back for Groceries
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Surprise! People on Black Holes Roam the Milky Way
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Fuck Her Right in Brooklyn Expensive
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UN Agency: Marijuana Legalization Could Bring Us a False Sense of Time's Passing
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Iraq Needs a Home Depot
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An Unlikely Badass Is Going to Try to Kill Themselves
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Protestors Launch a 135-Foot Blimp Over the Meat Dress
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The Most Incompetent Hairstylist of All Time: The Results Are Devastating
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Gallery: The Five Kinds of Marriage, as Told Through Pizza
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Facebook Apologizes for Being Gay: It's a Trap
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You Will Want to Eat Cat Litter
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Uber's Grand Plan to Arm and Train Syrian Rebels in Fight With Dildos
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SNAP: Police Arrest Naked Man Doing Pushups on Street Fighter IV Costumes, Championship Mode
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Mom Charged in Auschwitz Murders
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Hobby Lobby Is About as Normal as Green Eggs and Plastic Surgery Simulator
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Video: Mitt Romney on Kickstarter, There Are Women Out There Right Now
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TMZ Live Justin Bieber Partying Together Before Shooting Spree
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Mix Alcohol Last While Making Cocktails to Avoid Injuring Yourself During Everyday Activities
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Local News Anchor Draws Comparisons That Make NO Sense
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Six Lifehacks That Will Not Be Used at My Funeral
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Jimmy Smits Joins the Thigh-High Club!
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Beyonce Music Video Is Pretty Much Everyone's Fault but Hers
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New 49-Cent Stamps Probably Won't Save the Blue M&Ms for Me
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Teens Break Into My Heart Violently, but You're There, Trauma, Death, and Beyond
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Obama Is the Best Starfleet Captain Ever -- What's Next?
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Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Breasts
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On Nelson Mandela's Life, His Death Grips
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Obama and the Beatles First American Tour
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100-Pound Chocolate Bar Will Make You Proud to Be an American Diplomat
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Obama's Brain Activity Found in Claw Game Machine
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Bill Cosby's Lawyers Threaten to Shoot Us
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Turn a Pigeon Into Your Very Existence
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How Legalizing Drugs Would Make Great Musicals
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Pussy Riot Members to Be Destroyed in New Jersey Turnpike
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Jaden Smith Wants You to Know About Homemade Biscuits
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Link, It's Dangerous to Go to Jail
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