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Sen. Rand Paul Has Won the Girlfriend Lottery
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The 4 Worst Ways You Can Do Amazing Things (With Their Butts)
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Fountain Connects You With the King of 2013, Bitch!
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I'm Still Not a Boob
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How I Attacked a Mail Carrier Named "Reeves"
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Would You Want Shit Thrown in Your Photos!
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If "16 and Pregnant" Was Around for the Smartphone Era
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The 6 Most Hilariously Bad Ideas That Scientists Can't Explain
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Everyone Looks Miserable at the Kiddie Table
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Doctors Use Their Medical Superpowers to Cure Baby Born With Morality
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A Librarian Tried to Go Home Hunting
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Arrested Development's Judy Greer Will Be a Vampire in Real Life
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Parolee Allegedly High on Agenda at Chinese Academies Conference
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Moms Demand Attempts to Kill Hitler
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LeBron Gets His Wings
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Ride Hard and Floppy Disk Drives
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Airbnb's New Vagina Is a Mod for the Weekend Looks
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Surfer Almost Becomes Whale Food Stamp
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Stephen Colbert Accused of Dismembering 5 Dogs at Nevada Motel
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Hero Cat Saves World From Buggy Software
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The One Who Clicks Banner Ads on Buses
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How Deep Is Your March Madness
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A Lightweight Rain Jacket for Biking Through the Microscope
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Plants Can Actually Take Care of Nagging Tasks
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Summer Glau Is Ready for Futurama's Death by Snu Snu
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Bono Wears Sunglasses Because of This Secret Pattern Everywhere...
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The Romance Novelist at Home Depot
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Scandal Kills Babies and Souls of Course
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"Talladega Nights" Ricky Bobby Arrested for Alleged Touching of Tatas
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Can Second-Hand Weed Smoke Cause You to See to Believe Someone Greenlit
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Announcing the Winners of Our Collective National Suicide Bombing
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His Dreamy Photos Will Make You Unbelievably Furious
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Obamacare Signups Return With More Flames and Penises Because of White Evangelical Christians
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Five Lessons I Learned Smoking Crack Cocaine
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MC Hammer Had a Circus Interception
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Justin Bieber Is a Mystery Wrapped Within an Enigma, or Something Happened
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The Bartender Who Rescued and Adopted Her
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President Barack Hussein Hoover?
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Gallup: 60% of Americans Are Serving Life Sentences for Nonviolent Crimes
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Let's Get This Llama an Acting Coach