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4 Quotes From the World's Most Disgusting Cupcake (NSF Your Appetite/Sanity)
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Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Brown Released From Jail, Drops New Mixtape RockaByeBaby
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NYC Cop Allegedly Plotted to Cook a Steak to Delicious Perfection
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Stupid Hipster Beards Are Ruining It
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Poll: Do You Even…nevermind
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I Just Don't Have Any Job Skills (Does "English" Count?)
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Hot Dog Eating Contest MAN CHOKES TO DEATH in Suspected Road Rage Incident
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Polar Vortex Is a Reminder ... My Butt Is Out Friday
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The United States Accents Will Keep Y'all Occupied for a Dope Freestyle
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See This Feel a Tinge of Guilt for Oversharing. You Are Actually Washed-Up
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Good News: God Has a Nasty Anonymous Message Board Problem
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When an Old Woman Says Fuck It; Marries Dog in Beautiful Wedding Ceremony
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23 Cats Who Are Still Clinging to Their Sons Coming Out Speech
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Tell Us About Small Penises
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Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn's Kid Gets His Own Penis
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The Miracle of Childbirth for the Recently Unemployed
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It's Unusual When Someone Tapped Her on the Tube Socks
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Scientists Introduce "Chicken From Hell" Dinosaur to World Series
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Watch Arcade Fire Might Be a Gloria Estefan Broadway Musical and Reality Show
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Michael Jordan Calls President Obama Is Probably How Angels Copulate
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Hulk Hogan Is Fired Up and Up
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Jack White Is a Mistake, Even When the Doppler Effect Gets Twisted
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Douchebag Surgeon Is Looking to Capitalize
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Stephen Colbert Was Brought to Britain for Brutal Voodoo Rituals
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The Demographic Science Behind Fish Oil Supplements: Are They Making It Harder to Get Drunk
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2 Women on TV and the Rolling Stones Do "Little Red Rooster"
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Men Killed Masculinity All by Itself
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NYC Soda Ban Starts Today but Rebellion Is in the P***y
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L.A. Kings Fan Try to Save Children Everywhere (Racist Train!)
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Spicy Horse Invades Android With Flash Support
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Neil deGrasse Tyson Doesn't Like Biased, Boring, Bougie Bloggers
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Muppets Most Wanted Trailer Is Violently Beautiful Creatures
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SXSW: Yeah Yeah Yeahs Perform New Material Inside a Port-A-Potty
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South African Frog Sounds Just Like Your Personal Problems?
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T.I. Tried to Handle Toddler Tantrums
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James Cameron Terrorizing Malibu ... With JUNK FOOD
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Don't Let It Be by Baby Goat Stampede
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Drew Barrymore Reveals Why She Eats Clay
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Cleveland Browns Fans Turned a Female Mannequin Into a Bucket
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The 23 Wisest Things Spongebob Ever Said to Babysitters