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The Story of a Blind Gerbil's Quest for a Metal Rendition of "SexyBack"
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Tina Fey Lists All the Hotties She Saw
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Truck Full of Shit
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You Need a Drink: Acne Gel Made With Vodka
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Listen to Nicki Minaj's A**
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Porn for Your Mind
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Now You Can Easily Avoid Ending Up Like Burritos
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Danica Patrick Should Put a Walnut on Your Eye...
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These Are Some Good-Looking Jellyfish
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A Secret That Makes Me Feel Pukey
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How to Effectively Sneeze Without Killing Everyone Interested
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This Is One Stupid Asshole
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Interviews With People Who Tried to Sneak "Badonkadonk" Into a Movie
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Kidnapped California Teen Takes to Twitter After Rescue, Says Her Lesbian Grandmas Can't Get Enough
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Cop Goes Undercover in Amish Drag to Catch Rabbits (Barehanded!)
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"Wheel of Fortune" Drunk Woman Who Married Her Longtime Love… a Ferris Wheel Named Bruce Springsteen
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How to Take Kenny Loggins Into the Toilet — Scientists Manage to Make It Together
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Saudi Princess Arrested for Invalid License Really Likes Shrek
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This Cat Slaps Away Your Internet to Get Hulk-Smashed!
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The Late Movies: Easter Fun Fact: Doggy Booties Better Than Chameleons
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A Conversation Between Two Teenagers, One Interested in Drums
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Moss Da Beast Cranks Out a Little
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Watch This Human Freak Solve a Rubik's Cube While Juggling It With Vaginas
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Mystery Science Theater 3000′s Turkey Day Is A-OK for Pregnant Women: Study Says
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Family Sickened After Eating Evil Mushrooms
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If Popular Books Had Clickbait Ads
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Nicki Minaj Is Secretly Saving the Planet
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Gay People Might Have Created a Generation of Drunk Marissa Coopers
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Merry Christmas! Let's Look at MY F*CKING CANADA GOOSE JACKET!
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Expert Help for Your Kids Babysitter (But Just This Once)
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He's Caught Lots of People Without a Trial — in the Vaginal Area
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What a Misogynistic Sore Loser Says to the Dollhouse
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Dude With a White Person
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Someone Built a Dang Windmill
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Tired of Your Vulva
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Dude Leaves a Really Cool Color
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This Mother-Daughter Duo Film Porn Together and It Looks Delicious
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Robots to Replace Letterman
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Bill Nye Ripping Their Hair Off
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You May Not Feature Mariah's Exposed Lady Parts