paradoxz13

Voted Headlines
818
Vote
KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs
152
Vote
Penis-Powered Game Gets Highly Unanticipated Sequel
107
Vote
My Year as an African Lion
250
Vote
Map: Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee
224
Vote
This Doctor Had a Breakdown, Saw a Therapist, and Ended Up Defeating the KKK
205
Vote
I Can't Help but Notice That There Aren't Any Female Breakfast Cereal Mascots?
450
Vote
69 Things More Erotic Than the President
68
Vote
Google Reader Users Have to Be Upside-Down
276
Vote
I May Have Died
206
Vote
Judge Finds Cop NOT GUILTY of Being a Douche
160
Vote
Anthony Weiner Claims He Was Fired for Being the Antichrist
349
Vote
Republicans Continue to Insist They're Legit
229
Vote
Congress Is Definitely Drunk
540
Vote
Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech
488
Vote
Somebody Help Me, I Beg You
285
Vote
Screw It, I Can't Stop Crying
758
Vote
Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News
269
Vote
Rob Ford Coming in a Bikini
864
Vote
Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water
136
Vote
Imagine Getting Your Head Chopped Off With the PS4
117
Vote
Today Sure Is Silly
351
Vote
Why Don't We Start Treating Guns More Like Bananas?
108
Vote
Atheists Are Like Terrorists, Except Without the Hassle
735
Vote
Oh Great, Now I'm Dead
155
Vote
Wikipedia to Shut Up
91
Vote
Don't Listen to These 26 Million Children
730
Vote
I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M
300
Vote
There Is a Banana
648
Vote
Activision: We May, in Fact, Be Afraid of the MOON
395
Vote
Apple's iPad: Still Not a HOOKER
426
Vote
Hey, You GUUUUUUYS My Wife Is a GameStop Pre-Order Bonus Coming to PC and Consoles
218
Vote
Maybe Don't Buy a Working Nuclear Bomb? The Answer Is Pretty Profound
165
Vote
Everyone's Favorite Italian Finds His Way Into Batman: Arkham City Demo
258
Vote
Facebook No Longer Secret
148
Vote
If Republicans Are So Crazy About Freedom, Why Are Europeans White?
294
Vote
Gas Powered Games Now Available, Predictably Annoying to Download
165
Vote
King of Fighters Movie Will Be Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men
1053
Vote
When I Stopped Eating for 2 Minutes and 30 Seconds
248
Vote
Rush Limbaugh, America's Favorite 6th Grade Bully, Sent to Space 100 Times a Day
667
Vote
Official List of Lists