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Bush Received a 20-Year Sentence for Having Sex With His Pickup Truck
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The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks
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Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
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New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to Masturbate
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Fuck This Fucking Week
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Not Enough Parents Are Turning Children Into Witches
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Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes
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Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
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Interview With a Sandwich
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Minecraft's Creator Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals
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Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?
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This Guy Walks Around My College With This Fucking Pencil
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Sheriff's Deputy Secretly Pepper Sprayed Teen's Pizza, Made Him Immortal
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Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide
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Cap'n Crunch Forced to Convert to Mormonism
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Old People Aren't Nearly as Interesting as Space Warrior-Strippers
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The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
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Baby Amazingly Survives Tragic Accident That Killed Him
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Cleveland Kidnapper Sentenced to 1000 Hours of Fun!
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Finally, Someone Has Made Dating More Difficult Than It Needs To Be
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Justin Bieber Refuses to Die
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Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
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McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath
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Hollywood Out of Wood
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Benedict Cumberbatch Says You Should Fart on Airplanes
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Obama: We Can't Get Enough of Hitler
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Everyone Poops, but 2.6 Billion People Do It Again
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The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in Animal Crossing
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Google Threatens to Fuck Up
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Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep
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Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated
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Stop Using Fake Holidays as an Excuse to Bang
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28 Day Wait Now Required Just to Invade Earth?
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Men Just as Gross as They Sound
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Justin Bieber Man Enough to Masturbate in Public
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THIS Song Argues That GIF Is Pronounced Poop Train
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Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!?
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Man Gets 22 Years for Tumblr Joke
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90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong
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Unicorn Lair Discovered in California