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All Republicans Want to Fuck Me
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The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9
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This Man Will Touch Your Relatives
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Superman and Batman Have Their Baby
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I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil
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America Should Be Illegal
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24 Kids Who Are Nothing but Soda
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The History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms
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Telling Your Professor She's Sexy Is Not an "Epic Achievement"
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Look at My Fat Ass
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People Are Actually Terrifying
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Jennifer Lopez's Stalker Spent Six Nights in Her Butt
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Obama Cures Everyone's Wednesday With a $2 Laser Pointer
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Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See
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Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt
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Supreme Court: Racism Is Pretty Damn Cute
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An Anime Fan Describes His Ultimate Enemy... The Friend Zone
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Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend
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No, Children Are Not America's Latest Killing Machines (Sorry!)
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Indiana Jones Is Officially Pregnant
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Two Men Arrested After Threesome With Cousin Becomes Twosome
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The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay
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Why I Am Proud to Be Anal Probed Along America's Extraterrestrial Highway
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Would-Be Burglar Breaks Into the Eye of Sauron
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Kanye West Explains Why Women "Want to Eat" Babies
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When Did "The United States" Become a Thing
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Scandal: Politician Goes to Work
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Man Dies After Being Rejected by "Haters"
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Kittens Frolicking Is Basically Porn
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Man Sentenced to Sexy Teen Drama
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New Game Is Stupid
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Miraculously, Nobody Was Hurt by This 9-Year-Old
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Stealth Game Where You Argue About Slashfic
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Nic Cage as Disney Princesses
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Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't
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NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious
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Quit Fucking With Us
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Is There Even a Government
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In Defense of Selfies at Funerals
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Bears Have Figured Out How Mirrors Work, Uses One to Go Vegan, Has Chickpea-Induced Nervous Breakdown