Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

134	134 Vote	Wolf Blitzer Asks Atheist Tornado Survivor, Do You Have Cancer
571	571 Vote	There's So Much Ass 2	2
447	447 Vote	Why Everyone Should Go Extinct
125	125 Vote	Madonna: I Was Doctor Seuss
259	259 Vote	US Hospital Offering Treatment for the Xbox 360 Update
313	313 Vote	U.S. Government Shut Down Mother Nature 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
786	786 Vote	U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now 5	5
106	106 Vote	BBC Apologizes for Giving a Shit About Gender Politics
89	89 Vote	I've Seen GHOSTS!!!! ... One Popped Out of Noodles 1	1
229	229 Vote	President Obama: Don't Drone Me Bro 1	1
211	211 Vote	Here's a Dog That Looks Like a Cell Phone
149	149 Vote	What's Going on in This Game, the Characters Have Penis Names 1	1
234	234 Vote	What It's Like to Read Interspecies Erotica 2	2
135	135 Vote	There's No Such Thing as a Stripper
299	299 Vote	How to Make Black Friends 1	1
123	123 Vote	This New Artificial Limb Is Powered by Gravity. Seriously, Gravity
225	225 Vote	101 Things Older Than 55 Seconds
164	164 Vote	Sex Workers Tweet Their Pregnancy Tests
136	136 Vote	Why You Should Be Fired
209	209 Vote	Nutella Maker Shuts Down Israeli Government
197	197 Vote	Wizards & Cyborgs Unite to Push for Marriage Proposals
321	321 Vote	Why Shitty Journalism Is So Terrible
224	224 Vote	Our Office Is Too Big -- We Need a Pirate
222	222 Vote	Firefighters Help Man Remove Penis From a Pair of "Bad Guys"
232	232 Vote	How Crocodile Extinction Led to the Kardashians 1	1
200	200 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Increases Entropy of Universe, Checks Into Rehab for Throwing a Guantanamo-Themed Coachella Party
638	638 Vote	Oh God, This Fucking Pencil 2	2
112	112 Vote	Apple MacBooks Can Be Stretched to 300 Percent Normal Size
109	109 Vote	Watch Live: Obama Speaks Out About Twerking
682	682 Vote	Sonic Is in Labor 4	4
357	357 Vote	Young Child Dies in Tragic Accident at 33 1	1
190	190 Vote	I Accidentally Went to Yale and Won't Use the N Word Anymore
225	225 Vote	Marilyn Monroe Assembled Drones During World War for Cybertron
80	80 Vote	Border "Loophole" Allows Hundreds to Flow From Mexico to U.S. If They Are White, Straight Males
448	448 Vote	Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness 2	2
225	225 Vote	Your Baby Is Totally Dumb
179	179 Vote	Ice Cream, and My Balls 1	1
387	387 Vote	Nintendo Unveils the iPhone 1	1
150	150 Vote	Help! My Fiancée Is Orange and So Are the Perpetrators of War Crimes in Iraq

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