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Huge Stork Has Been Jailed for Being Hella Disruptive
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Here's Every Single Penis in the UK
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The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks
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Fuck This Fucking Week
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Not Enough Parents Are Turning Children Into Witches
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Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes
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Congratulations on the Dong
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This Woman Is All Your Fault
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Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
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Minecraft's Creator Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals
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Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?
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This Guy Walks Around My College With This Fucking Pencil
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Old People Aren't Nearly as Interesting as Space Warrior-Strippers
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Elmo Won't Be Charged in 1945 Massacre
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Oh, Dear God: The Chilling Moment a Husband Wakes Up From Surgery and Realizes He Has No Furniture
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Justin Bieber Refuses to Die
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Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
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McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath
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Hollywood Out of Wood
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Google Threatens to Fuck Up
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Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated
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THIS Song Argues That GIF Is Pronounced Poop Train
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Man Gets 22 Years for Tumblr Joke
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Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining
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Police and Rioters Come Together to Cosplay Their Favorite Game
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President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry
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The Government Totally Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men
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Investing in People's Buttholes
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Nighttime Art Project: Scotch Tape Your Face or You Die
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Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
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Holy SHIT- This Bear Is RIDING a Bicycle
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Hey, Remember the Early 1800s
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I Hate Math, but I Like Fellatio With Transsexuals
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Life Has Been Cancelled
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To Do: Go to Hell
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You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science
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The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Crotch
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Japan Launches Satellite Into Ocean
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100 High Schoolers Kicked Off Plane for Refusing to Remove Cream From Oreos, Changes Everything
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Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle