Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

363	363 Vote	Gaybraham Lincoln? Looks Like I've Found My Fan Fiction 1	1
315	315 Vote	Here's a Complete Bag of Ass
290	290 Vote	Homophobes Are Gay, Says Science Experiments 2	2
105	105 Vote	Teens Are Making That Hissing Sound Again 1	1
119	119 Vote	This Little Boy Is Filled With Giant Spiders
99	99 Vote	Click Anywhere for a Mass Extinction
61	61 Vote	I Didn't Expect Such an Eloquent "Fuck Off"
135	135 Vote	Sources Say Hi 1	1
244	244 Vote	Astronomers Have Discovered Why Humans Don't Walk Sideways Like Crabs
739	739 Vote	NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody 2	2
83	83 Vote	Bad News for Dinosaur Erotica Fans
145	145 Vote	Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Death Penalty
123	123 Vote	I Married Her for Wearing a Neat Hat 2	2
292	292 Vote	Hey Girl, Next Time Nemo Goes Missing, Just Assume He's Getting Drunk at a Playground
264	264 Vote	LEGO Just Got Real Lesbiany 1	1
890	890 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
117	117 Vote	Being Human Is Barely Tolerable
93	93 Vote	Ahh! Beyoncé Might Be Pregnant With a Twist: It Breathes Fire
290	290 Vote	Feral Cats Declare War on Salad 1	1
91	91 Vote	Coca-Cola Wants to Make Two Tiny Festive Hats for Your Cat
366	366 Vote	This Baby Is Ugly. Deal With It
299	299 Vote	27 Clever New Ways to Destroy Earth
371	371 Vote	Happy 35th Birthday to the Moon
146	146 Vote	Dogs Basically Don't Care if You Enjoy Your Wedding Day 1	1
128	128 Vote	Watch Bill Nye's Courageous Robot Dance From Last Night's Game of Thrones
218	218 Vote	Why Is the Future
146	146 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Got Dorito Dust All Over the World, Circa 1580
477	477 Vote	First Official Look at THIS CAT
171	171 Vote	The iPhone Case That Doubles as Pretzel Dip
133	133 Vote	Here's the Racist Band That Only Sings About Pizza
115	115 Vote	Fuck Today, Let's Look at THIS CAT 2	2
90	90 Vote	Microsoft Ready for Dat Booty
429	429 Vote	Meet Wolf Cop, Canada's Greatest Werewolf With a Revolver 1	1
298	298 Vote	So I Woke Up in Flames 2	2
706	706 Vote	Tumblr Has a Terrible Idea 3	3
145	145 Vote	The Sun Has Been Cancelled 3	3
127	127 Vote	Australia No Longer Exists 1	1
121	121 Vote	My 12-Year-Old Convinced Me to Join Al-Qaida
201	201 Vote	A 1/109 Scale Model of the Uncontrollable Boner
112	112 Vote	Japan to Shut the Fuck Up Forever

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