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Voted Headlines

256	256 Vote	A New Song Goes, "WAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAA" 1	1
160	160 Vote	Do You Know Babies Could Commit Crimes? These Folks Didn't Either 1	1
251	251 Vote	Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy 2	2
208	208 Vote	This Cat Just Wants to Ruin Gravity
280	280 Vote	Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire 1	1
118	118 Vote	Rashida Jones Sings an Ode to Magikarp, the Saddest Pokémon of All Time
400	400 Vote	I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
85	85 Vote	This Man Will Touch Your Relatives
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
831	831 Vote	America Should Be Illegal 1	1
420	420 Vote	Kansas Man With 22 Kids by 14 Women Lost Count but Loves All 18 Kids, 17 Women 2	2
104	104 Vote	Obama Cures Everyone's Wednesday With a $2 Laser Pointer
610	610 Vote	Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See 2	2
96	96 Vote	Indiana Jones Is Officially Pregnant
330	330 Vote	The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay 1	1
187	187 Vote	Would-Be Burglar Breaks Into the Eye of Sauron 1	1
121	121 Vote	Kittens Frolicking Is Basically Porn
507	507 Vote	Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You 2	2
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2
306	306 Vote	Bears Have Figured Out How Mirrors Work, Uses One to Go Vegan, Has Chickpea-Induced Nervous Breakdown
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
786	786 Vote	U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now 5	5
89	89 Vote	I've Seen GHOSTS!!!! ... One Popped Out of Noodles 1	1
328	328 Vote	Martin Luther King Jr. Had an AMAZING Plan to Destroy Earth 1	1
211	211 Vote	Here's a Dog That Looks Like a Cell Phone
234	234 Vote	What It's Like to Read Interspecies Erotica 2	2
135	135 Vote	There's No Such Thing as a Stripper
225	225 Vote	101 Things Older Than 55 Seconds
217	217 Vote	NASA Plans to Send Poison-Laced Letter to Nerds 1	1
224	224 Vote	Our Office Is Too Big -- We Need a Pirate
74	74 Vote	Jimmy Fallon, the Roots, and the Plague That Decimated Ancient Athens
638	638 Vote	Oh God, This Fucking Pencil 2	2
221	221 Vote	Rihanna's Adventure in Space
547	547 Vote	OK, Let's Make Some F***Ed-Up Robots
192	192 Vote	Please Don't Learn Anything 1	1
197	197 Vote	We Have to Pee in Apple Stores
681	681 Vote	Sonic Is in Labor 4	4
501	501 Vote	Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk 4	4

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