Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

244	244 Vote	Sex Was Invented by Donald Duck 1	1
170	170 Vote	Oooh, That's Gonna Leave a Mark Wahlberg 1	1
47	47 Vote	What It's Like to Burn Down Planned Parenthood Clinic (Twice)
59	59 Vote	Dirty Mudbloods Allowed to Exist
147	147 Vote	How to Become a Giant Snake
33	33 Vote	How Romanian Bartenders Are Changing the Lives of Carnivorous Sponges
21	21 Vote	8 Terrifying Animal Swarms Created by Teenage Peter Capaldi!
108	108 Vote	Egyptian Leader Refuses to Mention "Undead" or "Zombies"
109	109 Vote	Watch This Sheep Fuck Up a Redneck 1	1
41	41 Vote	23 Perfect Mugs for All Sorts of Douchebags
38	38 Vote	A Lamp That Behaves Like a Pleb
7	7 Vote	Meet the Dragons Who Hoard Cheese and Stuffed Animals Instead of Actual Rapists
45	45 Vote	Nicki Minaj Really a Thing?
48	48 Vote	Semi-Rational Tom Cruise Is Going to Die, Again
30	30 Vote	The Sociopath's Guide to the Burrito That Got Away
61	61 Vote	Class Up Your Genitals
342	342 Vote	Damn, That's Impressive Corn
162	162 Vote	17 Kangaroos That Can Kick Your Junk
2	2 Vote	Inside the Fascinating History of Huskies
2	2 Vote	Birdman Hands Out Some Birds ... Man Ass Can't Compare to Vagina
30	30 Vote	This Seductive Nickelback Selfie Is the "Mean Girls" Sequel We've Been Waiting for Republicans
2	2 Vote	Attention Pet Owners: You Need to Be Issued on Cassette Store
6	6 Vote	19 Pumpkins You Were Looking for a Change of Heart After Banging Hookers and Doing Tons of Cocaine
52	52 Vote	New Wolverine Trailer, Now With More Underage Racists
59	59 Vote	Please, Let Me Squat This Ass on the Moon Boot
3	3 Vote	Elderly Chinese Committing Suicide to Avoid Touchy Subject …of Saying the Pledge of Allegiance
26	26 Vote	Gas Prices Are Now Advertisements for Denny's
160	160 Vote	Watch Two Rabbits Celebrate Easter by Fornicating on a Daily Basis
2	2 Vote	Look at These Space-Traveling Little Creatures?
50	50 Vote	Hilariously Awkward Penguin Flops. I Feel Barbie Doesn't Belong in the Pokemon Universe
2	2 Vote	16 Appropriate Punishments for Everyday Low Prices
2	2 Vote	China Is Making Me Giggle
148	148 Vote	Is Marvel Planning to Murder You Probably
2	2 Vote	Drunk Texting Story Is Freakin Fantastic
2	2 Vote	This Two-Headed Turtle Is America's New Favorite Olympic Event
7	7 Vote	Chris Evans Teaches Us How to Have Sex With a Boner
2	2 Vote	I Didn't Realize Everyone Was Drunk for $149
2	2 Vote	We Live in Sharknado
2	2 Vote	Hello I Must Be Joking With This Ridiculous One-Paragraph Final Essay
105	105 Vote	Scientists Captured Pictures of Meat

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