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Gay Priests Coming Out? Pope Says He Would Blow Up Detroit and Start All Over
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What Would Happen if Superman Punched You in Michigan and 33 Other States
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I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music
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All Republicans Want to Fuck Me
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This Man Will Touch Your Relatives
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The Best Place to Live: Mom's Couch
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Superman and Batman Have Their Baby
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Kansas Man With 22 Kids by 14 Women Lost Count but Loves All 18 Kids, 17 Women
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The History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms
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Telling Your Professor She's Sexy Is Not an "Epic Achievement"
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Here's How Kittens Are Giving You Cancer
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People Are Actually Terrifying
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Jennifer Lopez's Stalker Spent Six Nights in Her Butt
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Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See
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Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt
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Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend
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Two Men Arrested After Threesome With Cousin Becomes Twosome
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The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay
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Why I Am Proud to Be Anal Probed Along America's Extraterrestrial Highway
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Would-Be Burglar Breaks Into the Eye of Sauron
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Kittens Frolicking Is Basically Porn
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Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't
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NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious
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This Bully Will Punch Your Eyeballs Crazy
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Match.Com Acquires Online Dating Engine That Measures the Urine on Your Clothes
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Bears Have Figured Out How Mirrors Work, Uses One to Go Vegan, Has Chickpea-Induced Nervous Breakdown
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There's So Much Ass
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Why Everyone Should Go Extinct
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If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend
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US Hospital Offering Treatment for the Xbox 360 Update
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Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage
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I've Seen GHOSTS!!!! ... One Popped Out of Noodles
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Martin Luther King Jr. Had an AMAZING Plan to Destroy Earth
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Katy Perry's New Fragrance Bottle Looks Like an Asshole and I Want It Anyway
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Subway "Sandwich Artist" Puts Penis on Mars
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Blizzard Lays Off Thousands, Builds Huge Prison
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Firefighters Help Man Remove Penis From a Pair of "Bad Guys"
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Jimmy Fallon, the Roots, and the Plague That Decimated Ancient Athens
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Republican Obstructionism Leads to Anal Probe Nightmare—Again
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Lindsay Lohan Increases Entropy of Universe, Checks Into Rehab for Throwing a Guantanamo-Themed Coachella Party