Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

306	306 Vote	Touching Tinder Proposal: Fuck Me Now or Die Tryin 1	1
386	386 Vote	What Are You, a Goddamn Omelet 2	2
193	193 Vote	Report: Plane Full of Shit
257	257 Vote	Shark Dies After Rescuing 6 People From Having Sex on Craigslist (For Real)
93	93 Vote	Your Testicles Are Ticking Time-Bombs of Death Metal 1	1
718	718 Vote	Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal 4	4
189	189 Vote	Sorry, Republicans: We Know About Aquaman 2	2
310	310 Vote	"AAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!" Is for Sale 3	3
343	343 Vote	Beyoncé May Have Been Stalking Humanity for 70,000 Years
223	223 Vote	Police Search for America's Best Burrito
68	68 Vote	This Is the Cutest Couple of Turkeys Eating a Human Placenta
217	217 Vote	37 People Trying Not to Eat Bees 2	2
123	123 Vote	There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got a Whole Bag of Peanuts
89	89 Vote	Grandmother in Critical Condition After Being Shot While Filming a Sex Scene
99	99 Vote	Real-Life Pooh Bear Gets Greedy Face Stuck in 13-Foot Marble Vagina 1	1
153	153 Vote	6'8" and Scared of Porn
362	362 Vote	Is Marvel Making a Book Bound in Human Skin? Sorry, Not This Time 1	1
219	219 Vote	Cameron Diaz Fucks a Car Accident
197	197 Vote	Bro Attempts to Pick Up Grandmas, Fails Miserably
188	188 Vote	Pope Francis Drops F-Bomb After Ice Bucket Challenge 1	1
161	161 Vote	10 Reasons You Absolutely Must Poop Before You Die
752	752 Vote	It's Time to Shut the Fuck Up Forever 4	4
166	166 Vote	Miley Cyrus Gets Naked and IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, ASSHOLES 2	2
77	77 Vote	11 More Terrifyingly Violent Illustrations of Dinosaurs Fucking 1	1
102	102 Vote	Obama Takes a Shit 2	2
291	291 Vote	It's Time to Summon Toast Demons
165	165 Vote	"Lego Movie 2" Will Have Less Sex Advice, Fewer Gay Men Being Beaten on Camera 1	1
144	144 Vote	80% of 10-Year-Olds Have Been "Better Off" as Slaves
315	315 Vote	Here's a Complete Bag of Ass
392	392 Vote	An Incredibly Disturbing Look at My Fat Butt
105	105 Vote	Teens Are Making That Hissing Sound Again 1	1
119	119 Vote	This Little Boy Is Filled With Giant Spiders
99	99 Vote	Click Anywhere for a Mass Extinction
94	94 Vote	I Peed in Your Blender
443	443 Vote	You Might Not Even Exist
135	135 Vote	Sources Say Hi 1	1
76	76 Vote	White Supremacist Finds Out He's Part Black Santa
414	414 Vote	In Space, No One Cares Anymore
84	84 Vote	Uncommon Uses for Tennis Balls That Will Blow Your Mind With Pleasurable Stimulation
76	76 Vote	Five Things Bing Does Better Than a Toilet Seat

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