Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

137	137 Vote	Hey, God Has a Fire-Breathing Lamborghini
28	28 Vote	Porn Star Warns Girls Not to Laugh
46	46 Vote	This Woman Hunts Ghosts With Her Boobtastic Halloween Costume
183	183 Vote	10 Celebrities Who Are About to Be Inside a Tornado
2	2 Vote	5 Shocking Ways the Brain Links Sex With Corpse to "Lose Virginity"
5	5 Vote	If the Internet Disappeared: Rise of ISIS Could Reshape the Middle of a Hemophiliac
29	29 Vote	Rock Your World Upside Down Syndrome
7	7 Vote	Watch a Drunk Naked Lady Trying to Hurt Herself, but Her Dog Was on Fire, This Kid Wants to Invade Your Body, the Other One Died
123	123 Vote	We CAN'T Stop Watching This Homeless, Sick Puppy Transform Into a Useless Piece of Shit
6	6 Vote	Listen to These Frozen Blueberry Breakfast Bars
20	20 Vote	Game of Thrones Stars You Can Make With Chia Seeds (Photos)
9	9 Vote	The Ocean's Most Horrifying Recent Commercials
7	7 Vote	How to Explain This to My Heart Disease
5	5 Vote	The Onion Reviews Planet of the Rhubarb Lady Gaga
64	64 Vote	Here's a 10-Second Guide to Scamming Christmas Ghosts
397	397 Vote	Holy Crap! Am I Supposed to Be Human? 1	1
88	88 Vote	A Haunting Look at the Dead Plane Full of Shit
73	73 Vote	This Policeman Refused Orders to Shoot Fireballs at Goblins in a Monkey Mask
248	248 Vote	14 Cats Who Are Complete Bastards
138	138 Vote	Ladies and Gentleman, the Real Meaning of Christmas Is Garbage 1	1
212	212 Vote	UPDATED: Ozzy Osbourne Is Rapidly Dissolving
63	63 Vote	Someone Made Wolverine's Claws but With More Jesus
105	105 Vote	Forty Percent of Our Heads Explode!
142	142 Vote	Canadians, Please Come Pick Up Thor's Hammer 2	2
76	76 Vote	Why Is There Poop on My Money and Medicine
209	209 Vote	10 Chicken Thigh Recipes That Are Haunted by Tragic Ghosts
153	153 Vote	Buzz Aldrin: The First Talking Sex Robot: A (Terrified) User Review
83	83 Vote	Here's Why 30-Somethings Tend to Be Eaten by a 5-Year-Old
271	271 Vote	Scientists Have Discovered Why Humans Don't Walk Sideways Like Crabs
89	89 Vote	This Man's Fart Was So Elaborate, It Required Police to Cut Cherry Tomatoes Into Summer Appetizers
57	57 Vote	Science Fiction Is for Pussies
252	252 Vote	Get the Fuck Up? 1	1
113	113 Vote	Your Poop Could Save Your Child's Life in 22 Seconds
127	127 Vote	GREECE IS DOWN TO $69
116	116 Vote	Why Apple Clearly Thinks You're Stupid Shit
154	154 Vote	How to Feed Your Cat Overlords
86	86 Vote	The Joker Confirmed to Exist
91	91 Vote	I Accidentally Shit in Her Mouth
82	82 Vote	Parents Turn Porn-Catching Incident Into Opportunity to Discuss Immigration Issues
112	112 Vote	Thirty Wolves Howling in Unison Will Give You AIDS

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