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NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody
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A Step Toward Bringing Lasers to the Bible
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Hey, House Republicans, You Just Don't Understand Sexual Cannibalism
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Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Death Penalty
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Authorities Are Concerned About Your Dick Pic
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This Frog Got WAY Too Erotic
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Hey Girl, Next Time Nemo Goes Missing, Just Assume He's Getting Drunk at a Playground
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Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing
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Ahh! Beyoncé Might Be Pregnant With a Twist: It Breathes Fire
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You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science Fiction
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Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space
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How to Avoid Burying Someone Alive
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33 Signs You're Too Old to Be Anal Probed Along America's Extraterrestrial Highway
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The Absolute Worst Parts of Your Vulva
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First Official Look at THIS CAT
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The iPhone Case That Doubles as Pretzel Dip
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You Suck Because I Have a Moustache
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Fuck Today, Let's Look at THIS CAT
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The Sun Has Been Cancelled
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New Video Game Awards Will Award Video Games
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My 12-Year-Old Convinced Me to Join Al-Qaida
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NASA Uses 3D Printing to Make a Goddamn Omelet
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Video: 3 Minutes That'll Horrify You, Then Make You Hail Satan
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A 1/109 Scale Model of the Uncontrollable Boner
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Japan to Shut the Fuck Up Forever
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Britain Legalizes Gay Marriage by Accident
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Bush Received a 20-Year Sentence for Having Sex With His Pickup Truck
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Here's Every Single Penis in the UK
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The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks
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Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
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New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to Masturbate
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The Humans Are Dead, Long Live the Beast With 56 Names
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Fuck This Fucking Week
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Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes
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Walter White Supremacist
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Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
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Poll: Majority of Adults Are Morons
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Keep Your Guinea Pig Protected With a GRENADE
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Minecraft's Creator Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals
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Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?