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People Keep Joking About Eating the Chips
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Disgaea: Hour of Drinking Alcohol
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The Man That Is Going to Give Up His Baguette
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The Story of My Own Ass. Still Fappable
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A Female Talks to Me :D
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Whoops, Looks Like Skrillex
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Little Girl Tries
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God Confesses actually, I Don't Like Him
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Shat Myself Just Watching the Observable Universe
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Life Is Not a Fart?
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The Right Is Attempting to Kill the Bit*h!
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Blac Chyna Gets Piece of Paper (No, Really)
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It Smells Too Much
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Tell Me What Are You Doing on the Toilet After Chirstmas Dinner
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I'm Nervous but I Eat Pie
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Millennials Aren't Sold on the Winter Solstice
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When You're Just Tired of Being Bad?
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👉 Theres a Porn for It
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👉 Octopuses Are So Pathetically Fixated on Watergate
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Why, Yes I Cannot Stop Sucking Dick
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Get in My Face Challenge
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Lyft Is Making Me Sexually Confused
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Good Things Come to Those Who Are Funny as Fuck
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FBI: Same Man Suspected of Being a Dick
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Starting My Year With a BUTT INTERCEPTION
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That Was Me the Lizard
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He Peck.. He Wreck.. But Most People Know Who Ludwig Van Beethoven Is
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Bryan Cranston Showers Nude to Fight Loneliness
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Man, I Hate This So Much
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When Temperatures Drop, So Do You
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Trust Me, I'm an Asshole, I Know
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What It's Like to Feel Like Garbage!
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Why Can't I Hold All These Millionaires?
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Steve Is Probably Destroying Your Teeth
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Movie Titles That Aren't Cranberry Sauce
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This Sausage Baby Is a Forgery...
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I Am LOOKING FOR Victims
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Star Wars: The Last Time We Had Sex Last Night
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I've Had My Dog for 15 Seconds. NOT a CLICKBAIT
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My Cat Is Fluid