Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

401	401 Vote	I'm Fine. This Is a Lie
78	78 Vote	Celebs Who Have Destroyed Thanos
157	157 Vote	I'm Done With the Ducks 1	1
92	92 Vote	5 Reasons So Many Athletes Come From Distant Galaxies
226	226 Vote	Earth Will Face Felony Charges 1	1
133	133 Vote	👉 Boys Are Not Ready for These Cadbury Chocolate-Covered Oreos
119	119 Vote	Twitter Is Bringing Back the Court Jesters 1	1
6	6 Vote	Idiots Trying to Fly Away
149	149 Vote	Giant Turtle Found on My Chest
108	108 Vote	"Super Mario Run" Update Breathes Life Into Immigration Issues
50	50 Vote	Frustrating Puppy Attempts to Repeal My Flawed Health Care
4	4 Vote	The Most Terrible Things Princess Peach Has Ever Made for the Plague
89	89 Vote	Your Mom Is Gonna Kill Us All!
67	67 Vote	GM Mosquitoes Wipe Out White People Dining at Cracker Barrel
106	106 Vote	Netflix Just Got Busted for Meth
34	34 Vote	Chopin in the Squad 1	1
113	113 Vote	I'm a Big Little Wreck
8	8 Vote	Tekken 7 Is Stupid Yet Amazingly Effective
169	169 Vote	"Thank You Lord! Thank You LORD!": Nurse Explodes in Garage
51	51 Vote	AC/DC Back in Porn, Baby!
127	127 Vote	Chance the Rapper Urges HBO to Cancel Christmas
10	10 Vote	Man Tries Not to Suck
2	2 Vote	Mark Wahlberg Says He's Also Done Playing With Ducklings
81	81 Vote	Texas Lawmaker Threatens to Shoot When I Flirt
7	7 Vote	Why We Shouldn't Be Tolerated
305	305 Vote	Car Made From Car Parts 1	1
185	185 Vote	Woman Cries After Getting Bopped in Nose
746	746 Vote	NASA Found a Giant Nerd 1	1
538	538 Vote	Scientists Say Yeah
9	9 Vote	Crack My Ass Like an Egyptian Pastor
222	222 Vote	Erykah Badu Announces Tour De Fuk De FUK De FUK De FUK De FUK De FUK De FUK DUDE WUT AAAARGH 1	1
63	63 Vote	Kawaii Ways to Lose Weight?
44	44 Vote	Trump to Hold a Fart in the Dumps
211	211 Vote	I Ate Too Many Straight White Males 4	4
48	48 Vote	These Truly Wireless Earbuds Claim to Have Died Aged 88
50	50 Vote	Chicken and Bean Burritos That Are Actually Kinda Fucked-Up
90	90 Vote	23 Disturbing Pictures of a Toilet 1	1
151	151 Vote	Nap Time With My Dick...
250	250 Vote	Why Arnold Schwarzenegger Isn't Appearing in Ed Edd N Eddy 1	1
112	112 Vote	Multitasking Dog Plays Fetch and Makes Me Hate Myself

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