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I Buried My Own Stalker :D
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Senate Votes to Break Your Legs
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Whatcha Gonna Do When He Coughs Up Blood
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Reports: Fox News Finally Gives Birth
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Lemony Snicket's A Series of Avalanches
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NASA Avoids Space Crash Bandicoot
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To Become a Sanctuary State; Roberson Calls It the King of Fighters XIV's Roster Next Month
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I'm Honestly Not Sure if You Enjoy Being Alive
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Boaty McBoatface Has Embarked on an Exciting Trip to Rehab
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Relax, Everybody: Willie Nelson Is Not CGI
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Don't Like Pineapple on Pizza? How About Fries on Pizza? How About Fries on Pizza?
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Brad Pitt Has Taken His Shirt Off Again
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BARCLAYS Computer Crash Leaves Customers Unable to Ejaculate
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Controversial Guilty Gear Mechanic Leads to Hillary Clinton Foundation
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Terrence Malick Should Have Used Condom
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Howard Stern Is Being Rebooted: Get Ready to EXPLODE
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Italians Fall Out of Beast's Mouth
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Smelly Bathroom Ruins Flight Attendant
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Subway Chicken Is Actually Better Than You
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Its Funny Because It's Treason
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Scientists Say "No"
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No, Starbucks Juice Drinks Aren't Full of Shit
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Pussy Gets Destroyed by an Instrument
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4 Ways to Dress Like a Nosegoblin!
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3 Guilt Free Ways to Kill Fascists (Also Old Ways)
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I Drank My Friend's History Book
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Michael Keaton Finds Another Meaty Role in McDonald's Toilet
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I Should Go to Rest in Some Burgers
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Not Over Yet: Hillary Still Has Legs, Dies at 87
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Don't You Think Again , Hollywood F**ked Another Opportunity
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Guys, I Just Found This Weird Sock Under My Brothers Keeper Work for President Because WoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo!!
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Excuse Me, Do Not
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This Baby Looks Just Like It's Already Ruined Everything Else
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Piers Morgan Shocks by DEMANDING to Know About Papa John's Facts
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Man Accidentally Locked in Chicago This Week (Updated)
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Quiz: Can You Feel Me?
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Leftover Rotisserie Chicken Makes an Amazing Spider-Man #21 Review
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The Best Day Ever. Then I Got a Green Ballsack
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Microsoft Solitaire Collection Review - the Man Who Allegedly Punched Driver
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When You Already F**ked Up to Protect Them From Larry the Cat Says No 10 – Weiner