Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

223	223 Vote	4 Signs You're Not the Size of 20 Billion Suns
51	51 Vote	Prince Thought He Was Buying Regular Ice Cream
112	112 Vote	In Memoriam: The Best Watermelon
2	2 Vote	You BETTER Watch What You're Dreamin, Boyo
146	146 Vote	Coroner Told to Flee in Event of the Boner
82	82 Vote	Lyft Is Looking for Goths
165	165 Vote	Can We Discuss the Episode of "Friends" Where Ross Tries to Burn American Flag
236	236 Vote	Kitten Is Still Grappling With Its Brutal Past
331	331 Vote	How to Kill Me? Death
127	127 Vote	Hulk No Like Your Grandma
131	131 Vote	Sega Announces Mega Drive Mini, a Fun-Size Sega Genesis That Will Show US Your Nudes
82	82 Vote	10 Yummy, Brain-Boosting Foods That Are Total Bullsh*t
152	152 Vote	Man, I'd Be Your Ass
4299	4299 Vote	Sex Has Been Cancelled 3	3
47	47 Vote	Oh Dear, Ronnie From "Jersey Shore" Just Admitted That He's Pretty Terrible at Hide and Seek
142	142 Vote	This Tiny Dog Is High Af
90	90 Vote	Swarms of Huge Sharks Discovered, Shocking Experts Say "AAAAHHHH" B*tch!
280	280 Vote	Here's How to Design YOUR Own Ass
97	97 Vote	Pruitt: A Lie Doesn't Become Truth Just Because Boobs
382	382 Vote	America Is a Cautionary Tale of Pizza, Guns, and Madness
76	76 Vote	Berlin Half-Marathon Attack Plot Foiled, 6 Detained, Officials Say "AAAAHHHH"
143	143 Vote	YOUTUBE Removed a Compilation of Jeff Goldblum Making Noises
4	4 Vote	Aaron Rodgers Is Trying to Crucify Me!
286	286 Vote	Man Gets Friend-Zoned in the International Space Station
124	124 Vote	People Have Worms in Their Mouths
5	5 Vote	Egypt to Crack Open a Nut
89	89 Vote	eBay Will End Humanity 1	1
6	6 Vote	Totoro Totally Looks Like Boba Fett
460	460 Vote	"Kingdom Hearts III" Will Feature a Monstrous 22-Foot Bong
4	4 Vote	Watch and Laugh at This GRAPH!
22	22 Vote	Pregnant Shenae Grimes-Beech Is Pregnant!
81	81 Vote	Roseanne May Be a "Catastrophe for All Human Beings"
3	3 Vote	John Kelly Has Had Enough NIGHTMARES...
270	270 Vote	John McCain Is Getting Ready for Hell
30	30 Vote	You Guys Really Need to Know About Dr. Pimple Popper
48	48 Vote	We Got Ya Covered, Baby Wombat
130	130 Vote	How Did Birds Lose Their Jobs
5	5 Vote	Yeah, There's a Giant Monster!
107	107 Vote	Balls in Your Waffles
5	5 Vote	Oh Shit! Oh Shit! Oh Shit! Oh Shit!

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