Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

186	186 Vote	Spider-Man Gives You Lemons.. YOU DIE
115	115 Vote	Snapchat Is Selling a Fart
118	118 Vote	My Brother Accidentally Entered a Butt-Shaking Competition at a Gas Station
107	107 Vote	Freddy Krueger Is Coming to "Splatoon 2"
48	48 Vote	Adam Sandler Is Surprisingly Mundane
124	124 Vote	I Miss the Farmer's Market, B*tch!
174	174 Vote	17 Sweet Old Couples That Are Incredibly Boring
113	113 Vote	Gamers Can't Stop Buying Mom Jeans
55	55 Vote	American Airline Passengers Describe My Piss
223	223 Vote	KISS Founder Gene Simmons Has Been completely Discredited. He's Wrong
112	112 Vote	This Guy Refused to Stop Milking
67	67 Vote	At 24, I'm Realizing My Struggle Is Apparent
8	8 Vote	Can Anyone Tell Me We're Done With Memes
190	190 Vote	Probably Bad News: Is That … Bad? 1	1
6	6 Vote	JESSICA Simpson Looks Unrecognizable as Dick Cheney on Set
5	5 Vote	WHY Do People Even Read This?
2	2 Vote	When I Wanna Punch HER Shoe
9	9 Vote	Police Say Cheese
4	4 Vote	Quentin Tarantino Reveals He Occasionally Eats Cheeseburgers
3	3 Vote	INDIANAPOLIS COLT TO FANS: WE ARE All Weirdos
112	112 Vote	God I Hate Frank Sinatra
2	2 Vote	Mick Jagger, 74, Has Been Totally Ruined!
86	86 Vote	Hillary Clinton: I Don't Want to Know About Onions
7	7 Vote	Dinosaur Fossil Found at Walgreens
8	8 Vote	James Van Der Beek Shares His Own Groin
2	2 Vote	I'm TIRED OF Hula Hooping?
6	6 Vote	Ryan Gosling Dropped an Entire Island!
59	59 Vote	Let's ALL GET Sick!!
6	6 Vote	F**k You Andy Capp 1	1
6	6 Vote	15 Good Gestures That Don't Involve Salad
44	44 Vote	These Caramel Apple Cupcakes Are the Problem
140	140 Vote	Gollum Porn Is My Only Option
134	134 Vote	This Is Calvin! He's a Potato
2	2 Vote	Nicolas Carone, a Revered Teacher, Was Also a D**k
157	157 Vote	Think Before You Go Balls Deep in 1941, a German Perspective
2	2 Vote	These Dogs Are Getting Shittier Maybe I'll Switch to Lite
2	2 Vote	Angela Merkel Headed for a Wank
4	4 Vote	Kellyanne Conway: "The Second Amendment and Boobs"
7	7 Vote	N.F.L. Overtime Rules: How It Could Ruin Your Childhood!!!
2	2 Vote	Imagine if This Reaches Hot GARBAGE

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