Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

26	26 Vote	I'm the Only One With a Whopper
369	369 Vote	God Doesn't Have a Girlfriend Haha
81	81 Vote	Italy Declares War on Fun
780	780 Vote	Faint Oink Heard Coming From Inside Chernobyl 1	1
100	100 Vote	Goddamn This Guy Built His Own Mistress
90	90 Vote	Feminists Say Hi 1	1
48	48 Vote	Squat Till You Die
166	166 Vote	Look THIS WAY, PAUL. LOOK THIS WAY, PAUL. LOOK THIS WAY, PAUL. LOOK THIS WAY 1	1
8	8 Vote	Captain America's Plump Ass Is Getting a Vasectomy
5	5 Vote	"Mortal Kombat" Characters That Choked Last Night With a Pole
6	6 Vote	Person Appears to Have Kids
247	247 Vote	The Essential GameShark Codes You Need to Survive Allergy Season 2	2
4	4 Vote	Harrison Ford F-150
7	7 Vote	The Persecution of the Simpsons
98	98 Vote	Yup, Cuphead Is Better Than BEING KICKED
6	6 Vote	The 22 Marvel Movies Are Shit
7	7 Vote	The 8-Hour Sleep Myth: How I Created Such Chaos
6	6 Vote	The Incredibly Simple but Amazingly Effective Way to Hell
150	150 Vote	It's Empty...right? It's Empty...right? It's Empty...right? Right?? 4	4
118	118 Vote	Dad Lost 92 Pounds After Noticing He Can't Read 1	1
82	82 Vote	Dancing Is Difficult if You're Having Gut Issues
65	65 Vote	Pug Trying to Extort Pizzeria Owner for $200,000
68	68 Vote	Biden Tries to Get Free Hamburgers at McDonalds
2	2 Vote	Chris Collins (R): Here's an Idea. Let's Double the Popcorn
2	2 Vote	Jojen Reed Gets Out of the Ichy Butt
180	180 Vote	Those DAMN KIDS Don't Stop Believe'n
61	61 Vote	Tourists Urged Not to Ignore Bobby
8	8 Vote	Think You're Smarter Than a Bowl of Oatmeal
3	3 Vote	Chipotle Giving Away FAT GUYS?
5	5 Vote	Do Not Like the Dick Pics
154	154 Vote	Why Are There So Many Areas
79	79 Vote	I Am the Lemon Desserts
3	3 Vote	When U Use Someone Else's Shower Thoughts
3	3 Vote	"Dead or Alive" Players Are Having FaceTime Sex & I'm Burnin Up Just Thinking About It Really
171	171 Vote	We Can Never Trust Cats
2	2 Vote	Shazam! Nets $53 Million in Damages
67	67 Vote	Ric Flair's Surprise 70th Birthday Party Includes 1.5 Million Live Bats 1	1
107	107 Vote	New York Yankees Fan Delighted His Team Absolutely Sucks
98	98 Vote	The T. Rex Like You So Much. Platonically
2	2 Vote	"Forrest Gump" Was Supposed to Be Published in October

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