Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

257	257 Vote	Pop Goes the Large Hadron Collider
108	108 Vote	What Has 84 Legs, Weighs 3,000 Pounds and Is an Incel? Definition Explained
179	179 Vote	How to Get Free Bonus Malware Now!
57	57 Vote	Facebook Will Stop Reminding You About Your Butt
67	67 Vote	Here's How Hand Sanitizer Could Ruin Your Teeth
65	65 Vote	Ketchup Is NOT Dating Anyone Right Now, Despite Rumors Otherwise
194	194 Vote	What It's Like to Have Sex (Report)
258	258 Vote	Oh My God, I Think I Fucked Up
105	105 Vote	Chipotle to Clean Up Chernobyl
53	53 Vote	California Wildfires Plagued by Archaic Sexists
39	39 Vote	Famous Wolf at Yellowstone Killed by Elephant Then Eaten by Lions
152	152 Vote	Cows Might Be the Real Thing
129	129 Vote	Man Charged With a Bad Thing
113	113 Vote	My Husband's Sexual Fixation on His Lawn
175	175 Vote	The Terrible, No Good, Horrible, Very Bad Senator
193	193 Vote	No One Is Immune to Breadsticks
65	65 Vote	Peacefully and Patriotically Make Your Heart Explode
122	122 Vote	This Toilet Turns Your Crap Into Crypto Traders
227	227 Vote	The Cutest Crop Tops Inspired by H.P. Lovecraft
3	3 Vote	NYC Hostess Attacked After Asking for Clothes
3	3 Vote	BRITNEY SPEARS Will Not Extend Kabul Exit Deadline
5	5 Vote	The Gall of This Summer's Horny Cicada Invasion
4	4 Vote	Terrifying: All Eyes Turn to My Gut
3	3 Vote	Grandma's Been Hiding a BONER
60	60 Vote	Pies You Absolutely Need in Your Bed
109	109 Vote	Sea Turtles Are Thriving on Tumblr Porn
147	147 Vote	Splendid Series of Cat Dads and Their Unforgivable Crimes
159	159 Vote	I Live in Another Decade. I Recommend It
170	170 Vote	You Might Be Alive
366	366 Vote	There Will Reportedly Be a Thing
118	118 Vote	Mitt Romney Totally Looks Like a Human Man
49	49 Vote	Russia to Expel Russian Diplomats, Calls UN Session
139	139 Vote	Tom Hanks Has Been Sneakily Tracking You for Days
155	155 Vote	Man Who Fatally Poisoned Husband With Bullets
162	162 Vote	The Taliban Has Taken Over the Taliban
95	95 Vote	Drinking Tea Like a Batman Villain
125	125 Vote	Woman's Eye Infection Revealed to Be Frogs With Thicc Butts
153	153 Vote	US Army to Use the Litter Box
150	150 Vote	Believe It or Else
342	342 Vote	Man Absolutely Point Blank Refuses to Accept That He Is Dead. More Later

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