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The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks
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Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
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Teens Steal Credit Card, Use It Wisely
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Texas Gov. Rick Perry Announces He Has a Terrible Idea
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New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to Masturbate
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US Kids: Fat but Not Honest
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Fuck This Fucking Week
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Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes
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Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
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Hipster Thieves Caught Because They Don't Exist
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Interview With a Sandwich
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Keep Your Guinea Pig Protected With a GRENADE
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Minecraft's Creator Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals
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Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?
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Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide
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Cap'n Crunch Forced to Convert to Mormonism
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Old People Aren't Nearly as Interesting as Space Warrior-Strippers
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The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
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Baby Amazingly Survives Tragic Accident That Killed Him
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Cleveland Kidnapper Sentenced to 1000 Hours of Fun!
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The New Doctor Who Gets Turned on by Farts
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Oh, Dear God: The Chilling Moment a Husband Wakes Up From Surgery and Realizes He Has No Furniture
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Ready or Not: Navy Prepares to Bombard Moon
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Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
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McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath
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The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in Animal Crossing
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Google Threatens to Fuck Up
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Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep
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Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated
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28 Day Wait Now Required Just to Invade Earth?
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Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!?
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Man Gets 22 Years for Tumblr Joke
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90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong
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Unicorn Lair Discovered in California
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Advocacy Group to Name All the Feelings
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You Might Start Seeing Pro-Obamacare Propaganda in Your Pants
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Matt Damon Can Save Humanity, but He Can't Breathe
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Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman
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Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining
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If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here