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Police and Rioters Come Together to Cosplay Their Favorite Game
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Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It
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President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry
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My Doctor Said: You Kinda Look Like Natalie Portman
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19 Struggles of Being a Douche
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No Tampons and Pads Allowed in the Pee Pee Danger Zone
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Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game
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There Are Women Out There Waiting for You to Play MineCraft
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Investing in People's Buttholes
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Update: Quentin Tarantino Looks Exactly Like an Enormous Ghost
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Woman Attempts to Fulfill All Your PG-Rated Fantasies
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Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
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Holy SHIT- This Bear Is RIDING a Bicycle
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Hey, Remember the Early 1800s
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Genealogist Builds a Screaming Walk-in Vagina
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I Hate Math, but I Like Fellatio With Transsexuals
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Pink Has Reinvented Herself as a Pizza Chef in Germany, Apparently
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Christina Hendricks to Star in Law & Order: Jedi Knights
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Life Has Been Cancelled
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To Do: Go to Hell
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You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science
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The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Crotch
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Try Not Being Poor?
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Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works
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The Sexual Benefits of Living Beyond Our Solar System
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Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle
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Obama Set to Make Hellboy 3
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An Infertile Woman Gives Birth to Flawless Gif Set
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Helen Mirren and Her Battle Dog
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A New Song Goes, "WAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
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Everything You Need to Make a Vagina Boat
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Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist
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Sony Plans on Having Sex and Masturbating
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One Year Ago Today I Spent 2 Years in Prison
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Do You Know Babies Could Commit Crimes? These Folks Didn't Either
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The Fart That Saved a Woman's Life
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My Cat's Reaction to the Past Few Years
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Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy
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If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone
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Fuck This Fucking Pencil