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The One Awesome Fact About Eating Squid Sperm
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NSA Director Alexander Admits He Lied About Being a Douche
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What's Going on in This Game, the Characters Have Penis Names
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What It's Like to Read Interspecies Erotica
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There's No Such Thing as a Stripper
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This New Artificial Limb Is Powered by Gravity. Seriously, Gravity
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We're Playing Halo for 24 Hours Straight on Behalf of Morons
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101 Things Older Than 55 Seconds
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After 30 Years, Donkey Kong Comes to PS3 for $229 [It's Back]
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Why You Should Be Fired
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Nutella Maker Shuts Down Israeli Government
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NASA Plans to Send Poison-Laced Letter to Nerds
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Obama 2.0: Time to Recognize a Third Gender
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Wizards & Cyborgs Unite to Push for Marriage Proposals
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Firefighters Help Man Remove Penis From a Pair of "Bad Guys"
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Jimmy Fallon, the Roots, and the Plague That Decimated Ancient Athens
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How Crocodile Extinction Led to the Kardashians
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Lindsay Lohan Increases Entropy of Universe, Checks Into Rehab for Throwing a Guantanamo-Themed Coachella Party
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Oh God, This Fucking Pencil
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Rihanna's Adventure in Space
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Researchers Make Alcohol Disappear
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Apple MacBooks Can Be Stretched to 300 Percent Normal Size
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Watch Live: Obama Speaks Out About Twerking
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We Have to Pee in Apple Stores
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Sonic Is in Labor
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Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk
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UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport
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Aww: Vladimir Putin Is Getting Postpartum Depression
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Mariah Carey Has Been Stolen
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The Return of the Crafty PC Stealth Game Where You Argue About Slashfic
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35 Ridiculously Dumb People Who Are Definitely Not Gonna Change
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I Accidentally Went to Yale and Won't Use the N Word Anymore
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Marilyn Monroe Assembled Drones During World War for Cybertron
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Border "Loophole" Allows Hundreds to Flow From Mexico to U.S. If They Are White, Straight Males
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Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness
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I'd Fuck a Dragon
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Your Baby Is Totally Dumb
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Ice Cream, and My Balls
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Obama: There Are Kids Starving in America?
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Google Chrome May Soon Regenerate Damaged Body Parts Like Salamanders