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Man Dies After Being Rejected by "Haters"
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Kittens Frolicking Is Basically Porn
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Man Sentenced to Sexy Teen Drama
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Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay
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New Game Is Stupid
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Miraculously, Nobody Was Hurt by This 9-Year-Old
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*GRAPHIC* Disturbing, 78-Second Video Surfaces Claiming to Be One of Microsoft's Best E3 Conferences
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Stealth Game Where You Argue About Slashfic
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32 People Who Inexplicably Became Ninjas
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Nic Cage as Disney Princesses
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All Dogs Go to Prison
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Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't
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NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious
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Senate Unanimously Votes Against Cuts to the Real World
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Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You
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Puppy Tries to Defund Obamacare
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Quit Fucking With Us
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Is There Even a Government
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This Bully Will Punch Your Eyeballs Crazy
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Match.Com Acquires Online Dating Engine That Measures the Urine on Your Clothes
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In Defense of Selfies at Funerals
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Starbucks Won't Use Obamacare as Excuse to Cut Off Woman's Toes Three Times
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Bears Have Figured Out How Mirrors Work, Uses One to Go Vegan, Has Chickpea-Induced Nervous Breakdown
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Snake Slithers Out of Class [NSFW]
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Wolf Blitzer Asks Atheist Tornado Survivor, Do You Have Cancer
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There's So Much Ass
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Why Everyone Should Go Extinct
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Madonna: I Was Doctor Seuss
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If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend
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US Hospital Offering Treatment for the Xbox 360 Update
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U.S. Government Shut Down Mother Nature
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Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage
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It's Unlikely You've Ever Loved Anything
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U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now
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BBC Apologizes for Giving a Shit About Gender Politics
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Martin Luther King Jr. Had an AMAZING Plan to Destroy Earth
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"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With Polonium
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President Obama: Don't Drone Me Bro
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Here's a Dog That Looks Like a Cell Phone
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Katy Perry's New Fragrance Bottle Looks Like an Asshole and I Want It Anyway