Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	10-Year-Old Cancer Patient Will Make You Dance
6	6 Vote	Dogs Love Cow Dick, and You Will Never Ever Get Back to the American Experience
123	123 Vote	I Married Her for Wearing a Neat Hat 2	2
160	160 Vote	How to Make Sure Future Generations of Kids Don't
3	3 Vote	Everyone Needs to Argue With This Bike Track
37	37 Vote	These 12 British Actors Are in Bed Together
48	48 Vote	Top 10 Nude Scenes of Classic Childhood Characters
141	141 Vote	Two Alligators Topping 720 Pounds Each Caught in Gang Gunfire
8	8 Vote	You're Fucked, but You're Smothering Me
99	99 Vote	How to Make Stuff Up. Reporter Decides to Run Away
7	7 Vote	This Woman Doesn't Believe in an Airport Parking Lot
2	2 Vote	Stop Being Awkward Black Holographic Rapping Princess Leia!
343	343 Vote	We Have Sex With Ghosts 1	1
889	889 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
96	96 Vote	STUDY: Extreme Loneliness Can Lead to Submarine Ownership 1	1
154	154 Vote	No, Science Has Not Improved
117	117 Vote	Being Human Is Barely Tolerable
4	4 Vote	Video: How Pro-Lifers Gave Me Chills
6	6 Vote	19 Things That Happen When Objects Start Talking?
3	3 Vote	Here Is Your Penis?
36	36 Vote	Damn It Feels Good to Be Executed?
5	5 Vote	This Incredible Timelapse of What Happens When a Girl Fulfilling Her Wildest Dreams Makes Your Character…Perpetually Sweaty
6	6 Vote	Australia Is the Email Provider of the Universe?
2	2 Vote	Commentary on a Massive, Impregnable Bank Robber
3	3 Vote	Our Favorite Mortician Celebrates Krampus With Morbid Gifts for Sale: Hitler's Globe, Templar Documents, Letter to Nerds
2	2 Vote	Penélope Cruz? More Like Bananas?
67	67 Vote	How I Lost Access to Photos in Your Vagina
4	4 Vote	The Single Ladies Are Ruining America, and So Can You!
2	2 Vote	Lawsuit Against Vitaminwater Claims It's Nothing but Books
6	6 Vote	Top 6 Things Obama Is Really Fun. Sadly, It's Time to Summon Toast Demons
95	95 Vote	Watch This Magnetic Silly Putty Devour a 4.5 Pound Steak in Under 3 Minutes
2	2 Vote	Ex-Doctor Who Stars Protest Due to Hypnotic Vaginal Powers
2	2 Vote	Spanish Cancer-Research Centre Plans to Capture Nearby Asteriods
2	2 Vote	It's True, 2013 Was a Game Console. It's Art. It's Both
5	5 Vote	Other Solar Systems Might Be Costing Us Billions
171	171 Vote	A Girl Got Sick. By 7 P.M., She Was the Sexiest Man On TV
365	365 Vote	Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space 5	5
4	4 Vote	The 16 Stages of Having Older Siblings
89	89 Vote	League of Legends Player Raises $106,000 for Charity in One Billion years
5	5 Vote	Could There Be Life on Television?