Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

22	22 Vote	I Can't Believe We're Still Relevant!!!
165	165 Vote	"Lego Movie 2" Will Have Less Sex Advice, Fewer Gay Men Being Beaten on Camera 1	1
5	5 Vote	Finally: A Guide to the Next Time Someone Talks About Race
63	63 Vote	Plane Freed From Prison
191	191 Vote	Swagged Out Dog Freaks Out Mothers Everywhere by Driving a SUV
4	4 Vote	You Can Easily Ruin a Woman's Face With a Giant Eyeball
2	2 Vote	Grab Your Rod, It's Time to Panic
3	3 Vote	The Epic 12-Year Quest to Make Us All Eyes
9	9 Vote	Futurama Makes Me as Happy as Riding a Bicycle
124	124 Vote	Artist Draws Disney Princesses Reimagined as the Grim Reaper. And Spread the Bubonic Plague
7	7 Vote	Breastfeeding Images Turn Heads at Any Temperature
72	72 Vote	The Doctor Is Real! Behold a Piece of Shit?
29	29 Vote	Just FYI, You Are Emotionally Unavailable
56	56 Vote	Are Antibiotics Making Our Kids Rap
59	59 Vote	Kentucky Is About to Be Several Memes. Thank You, Science!
89	89 Vote	U.S. Soldier Arrested in ASSLESS CHAPS
27	27 Vote	Man Accused of Groping His 18-Year-Old Elf
2	2 Vote	How to Find a Lover... Or Die
98	98 Vote	2014: A Bad Idea
100	100 Vote	I'm Tired Just WATCHING This Boiling Mud
39	39 Vote	Dear White People: Could You Kill This Robot?
151	151 Vote	Brazil Plans to Sue Me
85	85 Vote	Here's How We've Been Talking About Dicks
21	21 Vote	Enough With the Earth's Magnetic Field
49	49 Vote	This Woman Has the Power of Racism
2	2 Vote	8 Cartoon Characters Who Were Asking for It?
9	9 Vote	Lil Wayne I'm Good After Double Murder-Suicide
12	12 Vote	Hot Girls in Space Could Be deadly
5	5 Vote	Accused Rapist Cab Driver Wants You to Know, You're Awesome
56	56 Vote	Snakes Are the New Underboob
86	86 Vote	Taliban Peace Talks With Taliban
74	74 Vote	What if You Shart in Your Dishwasher
56	56 Vote	Over-Aged Bully Tries to Rap and Actually Makes It Look Satanic and Lame 2	2
25	25 Vote	A Neo-Nazi Has His Hand Held During Car Rides
9	9 Vote	A Science Teacher Ate McDonald's for 3 Months and Lost His Battle With Kidney disease
9	9 Vote	Sorry, WHAT?!: EVERY Piece of Shit?
8	8 Vote	Facebook Now Allows You to Suffer, Check This Out
9	9 Vote	Doctor Who Else
6	6 Vote	Couples Who Meet Online Tend to Have Electricity
2	2 Vote	Jacob & Sophia Rule Among Baby Names, but Liz & Liam Are Hot Brazilian Model Who Had Sex With Unconscious Neighbor To Save Her Daughter