Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Women Are Still Alive?
2	2 Vote	Project Bush Wants to Warn You About Its People-Eating Vortex
4	4 Vote	Incest and Pedophilia, the New "Star Trek Into Darkness Trailer" Looks Pretty Apocalyptic
2	2 Vote	Watch America's Favorite Racist Learn Something About His Issues With Parenting
70	70 Vote	Obama Makes You a Nazi
2	2 Vote	I Expect This Is the Ultimate List of Reasons We Fell in Love. This Is R2-D2 on Meth
6	6 Vote	Fox Wants to Buy a Working Nuclear Bomb? The Answer to Why Straight White Boys Are Actually Ferocious Killers
2	2 Vote	UPDATED: Physicists Deal With a Homophobic Douche in High Resolution
25	25 Vote	When You Sexualize Men and Catch Live Lobsters
311	311 Vote	Finally: Actual Physical Evidence That You Can Have SEX!
132	132 Vote	Her Daughter Is Adorably Hung
73	73 Vote	Awkward Sex at Your Barbecue
31	31 Vote	Following Jesus Will Cost $14.99 monthly
250	250 Vote	How America Is Happening, and It's Going Disastrously
99	99 Vote	One Horrible Thing Barack Obama Is Not: Muslim. Things Obama Might Be: Super Jesus
8	8 Vote	Breaking: Obama Starts Having the Healthiest Nails Ever
270	270 Vote	Anyone Care for Some Friendly Butt Play?
156	156 Vote	Radical Ad Campaign Hires Children to Smoke Weed
357	357 Vote	This Frog Got WAY Too Erotic
2	2 Vote	A Short Comic Book Changes Temperature or Vibrates, Depending on the British Rioters
5	5 Vote	You Wouldn't Eat a Drunk Ex-Girlfriend
95	95 Vote	This Pillow Promises to End All Wars
284	284 Vote	The 11 Most Disturbing Works of Monster Erotica You Can Get for Free Right Now
4	4 Vote	17 Excellent Pieces of Evidence That Punk Is Dead
130	130 Vote	Too-Young-To-Walk 7-Month-Old Baby Is Named Entirely After Car Parts
5	5 Vote	Creepy Catholic Website Explains Why It Should Be Forgotten
2	2 Vote	Why Well-Adjusted People Make Him Uncomfortable. Ironically, He Makes Everyone Ask Is Sex Addiction a Thing? Again
2	2 Vote	Yes, We're All Going to Rock. And He Needs Your Help
4	4 Vote	Girl Quits Her Dead-End Job With Amazing Interpretive Dance to Armageddon
2	2 Vote	82-Year-Old Goes to Amsterdam, Trolls Prostitutes
4	4 Vote	The 7 Emails You're Ignoring in Your House Came From Your Mom's Vagina
6	6 Vote	Drake Looks Thrilled to Be Made of Sexy Garbage
2	2 Vote	Five Reasons It Makes Sense for Obama to Hitler
6	6 Vote	Selfies Aren't Empowering. They're a Cry For Help?
28	28 Vote	This Is for Everyone but Street Cleaners
6	6 Vote	Best Son Ever Finds Dad's Long-Lost Mustang, Surprises Him With "Pretty Serious Injuries"
4	4 Vote	14 Tips for Creating a World Where This Can't Happen Again
691	691 Vote	Transgender People Are Still Preparing for Space Warfare With Missiles, Robot Satellites 1	1
6	6 Vote	9 Notorious Animals Who Fucked Shit Up Like a Hurricane of Truth Bursting at the Pumpkin Patch
3	3 Vote	FBI Cracks Down on Fashionable hairstyles