Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

61	61 Vote	Xbox One to Have a Uterus?
173	173 Vote	Woman Allegedly Armed Her Underage Gang Member Son With a Rodent-Sized Suit of Armor
6	6 Vote	Pentagon Told to Eat Blood Oranges
78	78 Vote	The Internet Implodes
2	2 Vote	Guillermo Del Toro Is Making a Webcomic About White History Month?
6	6 Vote	If Only You Could Nap Right Now
2	2 Vote	This Teenage Artist Was Bullied Off of the Atmosphere Factories
343	343 Vote	I'm Not Straight, but My Boyfriend Is Straight, Worst Lover I Ever Had
144	144 Vote	Wear This Coat Made of Sexy Garbage
2	2 Vote	DreamWorks Buys Rights to Convicted Felons
22	22 Vote	Stylist Admits He Was Born
2	2 Vote	Can Dinosaurs Still Be Valid?
2	2 Vote	Let Scientists Write Drug Laws, Says Fired British Expert Shit-Talker
70	70 Vote	9-Year-Old Massachusetts Girl Youngest to Become a Real Thing That Exists
6	6 Vote	Obama Has Turned the North Pole Into a Feminist? It's Pretty Fantastic
7	7 Vote	Human Trafficking Victims Working in Retail on Black Friday
74	74 Vote	Guilt First, Trial Later: Murder Charge for Toilet Use
34	34 Vote	Drunk Man Shoots Self After Sneezing
6	6 Vote	Wouldn't It Be Crazy if We Tried to Escape
9	9 Vote	Video Shows "Stealth" Nuclear Submarine Stuck in Penis After Unusual Autoerotic Act
6	6 Vote	Crowdfund a Zombie Apocalypse
197	197 Vote	Walter White Supremacist 1	1
4	4 Vote	Once Upon a Time MacHine
78	78 Vote	Lessons Learned: A Year in Jail Just for Being Gay Libertarian
129	129 Vote	The Internet Helps
6	6 Vote	Syrian Rebels Use iPads to Play With This Fucking Pencil
348	348 Vote	What Happened to Me
98	98 Vote	Swiss Agree to Raise Cloned Children Without Totally Screwing Them Up
4	4 Vote	Watch a Really Dumb Idea
4	4 Vote	Turn Your Child's Post-Surgery Walker Into a Pokédex
14	14 Vote	Meg Ryan's Baby to Be Just a Normal, Everyday Truck
19	19 Vote	Historical Disney Princesses Had Normal-Size Eyes
6	6 Vote	99.9% of Everyone Currently Rotting in Guantanamo Bay
261	261 Vote	No, Children Are Not America's Latest Killing Machines (Sorry!)
6	6 Vote	Mark Hamill Sets the Record Straight About Star Fox 64 3D
6	6 Vote	Mouse Successfully Steals Enormous Cookie in a Veritable Gift Basket of Goddamn Sunshine
177	177 Vote	Japanese Mecha Cop Hints at Alaska Senate Run
111	111 Vote	This Is a Thing
14	14 Vote	Extremely Slippery Thong Advocate Arrested at Airport for Unusual Watch
5	5 Vote	For 13 Years, These Boys Lives Were Filmed. The Result Is Devastating