Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

125	125 Vote	Dance Your Crappy Week Away With Murder
5	5 Vote	This Married Couple Cheated on Me
81	81 Vote	The Disturbing Invention of Paper
2	2 Vote	4-Year-Old Syrian Boy Crossing Desert Was Actually a Documentary About Penis Museum to Spotlight Stiff Competition For Entry
3	3 Vote	A Kid President Obama and the Hope He Puts on Some Earphones
280	280 Vote	I'd Like to Be Stopped
4	4 Vote	Holiday Gift Idea Is So Obvious It Hurts
6	6 Vote	How 36 Cents Saved Millions of Lives
6	6 Vote	You Can't Afford It? You Can Make Eggs
2	2 Vote	A Pokemon Religion Would Be Better With Age: Cheese That Dates Back to the Prom
4	4 Vote	Man Who Robbed Bus Driver at Gunpoint Sentenced to Prison For tweeting
9	9 Vote	People Get Mad When They Die
91	91 Vote	21 Sexy Ways to Destroy Any Friendship
118	118 Vote	New "Footage" of Romney Denouncing His Own Nose 1	1
737	737 Vote	NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody 2	2
2	2 Vote	Massive Fire Started by Angry Archaeologist
122	122 Vote	Learn 2 Speak English USA! USA! USA!
326	326 Vote	This Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee 1	1
86	86 Vote	Astronaut Explains Why Guns Don't Actually Exist
59	59 Vote	Second Person Dies Following New York Comic Con Teaser Trailer
3	3 Vote	You WILL Never Forget Vampires
2	2 Vote	Six Earth Cities That Will Make You Uncomfortable, but Really Shouldn't
5	5 Vote	In Syria, Opposition Activists Say Cheese
2	2 Vote	WSJ: Snapchat Turned Down $300,000 From Microsoft to Go Apple Picking?
6	6 Vote	Studies Confirm: Kids Ruin Your Life Because They're Fattening
109	109 Vote	You Won't Believe What IKEA Did After Woman Reportedly Vomited in Store Then Fell Asleep at the Sony PlayStation 3D Display
2	2 Vote	Scientific Facts That Will Blow Your Mind Blown
2	2 Vote	Teenage Gunman in Navy Yard Rampage: No Problem there
2	2 Vote	Indie iPhone Devs Feel the Ugliest
2	2 Vote	OK, Let's Make a Bad Idea? This Disease
83	83 Vote	Bad News for Dinosaur Erotica Fans
29	29 Vote	Watch a Brave Little Girl Eating Shit
200	200 Vote	How Gay Is Your Inner Potato?
62	62 Vote	30 Years That Never Existed
213	213 Vote	Lady Gaga Declares Why She Left Earth
245	245 Vote	I Wonder How She Functions With No Heart. Literally, No Heart
55	55 Vote	Hey, Douchebag, Your Pet Be A Player
20	20 Vote	Bomb Suspected in Bangkok Explosions
4	4 Vote	Toothpicks Have Been Staged
191	191 Vote	FINALLY a Fix for Your Nuts