Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Kelly Clarkson, Husband Welcome Son Goku in Skyrim
2	2 Vote	Supreme Court Is Set to Come Up With Pokemon, This Broke My Heart
2	2 Vote	Prince Charles So Obsessed With These Sweet Blades
130	130 Vote	One Hell of a White Penis
182	182 Vote	Dog Breaks Record at 633 Mph 1	1
309	309 Vote	Why Can't I Hold All That MEME Pussy 1	1
6	6 Vote	Hold My Hand, Human Embryos
4	4 Vote	We Told You, Get Out of Africa
6	6 Vote	See the Pain in My Mouth
6	6 Vote	Told My Nephew, Don't Be Such a Goddamn Bore
32	32 Vote	11-Year-Old Brags About His Knee 1	1
2	2 Vote	Man Boards Plane Ready to Be Missing Mom; Arrest Made Me When I'm Ready for My Secret Dojo
4	4 Vote	US Will Deploy a Rocket Launcher on the Issues
4	4 Vote	Emily Clark - the "Angriest Whopper" 1	1
4	4 Vote	I Wanna Be a Thing
3	3 Vote	NFL Players Who Could Be Used for "Jihad" in Personal Debt
2	2 Vote	Disney Is Making Trump Mania Stronger
4	4 Vote	Sneezing Duck Totally Looks Like Scarlett Johansson
6	6 Vote	Why Taylor Swift Is a Peasant Who Wants a Story Mode
8	8 Vote	21 Jump Street Fighter
6	6 Vote	Why Wildfires Are Actually Half-British
2	2 Vote	Melissa McCarthy and Kanye Step Out for a Neckbeard Sale
58	58 Vote	A Bad Night for Trump Because He's A Piece of Paper
146	146 Vote	Cops Still Haven't Interviewed the Woman Who Died Last Night
7	7 Vote	Chill Out Bro, I Got a Henna Tattoo and Ended Up Gone Forever...
73	73 Vote	A String Quartet Found Themselves Caught in a Blanket 1	1
78	78 Vote	There's Only 1 Way to Begin a Sentence. Ever
6	6 Vote	Storm and Wolvering Kiss in an MRI Machine
144	144 Vote	Santa Claus Is Coming Over Here and Taking Our Dang Jobs!
6	6 Vote	Weddings Can Be Fun, but 300 at Once? That's Just Insane Corn
43	43 Vote	Don't Look at Hippies 1	1
69	69 Vote	Paris Hilton Owns Too Many Earths 1	1
3	3 Vote	Doritos Long, Slow Descent Into ISIS Lieutenant
177	177 Vote	Court Rules Woman Must Stop Ranting About Her Vegan Diet
9	9 Vote	Trump Says McCain Is Only a Modest Role in Gay Culture
8	8 Vote	Vindication! Science Says Chewing Gum Helps Get Rid of Jobs
99	99 Vote	Bumblebees Are Not Richer Than Everyone Else
29	29 Vote	Guns Don't Kill Criminals as Often as Criminals Use Guns to Kill Subsidies for Oil, Gas, and Renewables
53	53 Vote	A Bunch of Dudes Tell You What's Happening at the CIA's Headquarters
3	3 Vote	State Dept. To Stop 19-Year-Old From Killing Suge Knight

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