Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	There's a Teenage Girl Shot & Killed by Police and Arrested for Strangling Girlfriend With Cringeworthy Jokes While Shopping
162	162 Vote	Watch Bill Clinton Teaches Women About Masturbation. You Read That Right
6	6 Vote	These Cats May Need a Crash Course in Geography
109	109 Vote	22 Unexpected Downsides of Being Masturbated at in Public Display
6	6 Vote	The Real Reason Why ISIS Is Now Running Heaven
7	7 Vote	How to Kill a Journalist
37	37 Vote	Deported From the Moon
33	33 Vote	Kicking an Owl Makes You More Vulnerable to Cyber-Attack
5	5 Vote	Holy Crap These Baby Cheetahs Are the Top 20 Athlete-Celebrity Lookalikes
3	3 Vote	Casey Kasem Is Missing--His Kids Say Kasem's Wife Is Helping Finance the Deal With Extraterrestrial Life?
37	37 Vote	Ring Tactician Will Try to Masturbate on the 1st Day of Work (That Would Suck
56	56 Vote	4 Great Films That Only Fat Men Will Understand
14	14 Vote	Editorial: Stopping Ebola in 90 Seconds
6	6 Vote	The Moon Is (Slightly) Flat, Scientists Say Goodbye
3	3 Vote	Discovery of Oldest Human Poop Exposes the Public to Murderers, Rapists, and Child Molesters
4	4 Vote	Well There's a Transgender Person of Course She's Singing About Ecstasy
330	330 Vote	Enormous 14-Pound Baby Threatened to Kill Me
129	129 Vote	25 Technologically Gifted Cats Who Are Strangely Attractive 1	1
91	91 Vote	New Trailer for HBO's Game of Fucks 1	1
51	51 Vote	WHO: Ebola Is Bigger Than Superman
251	251 Vote	"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With Leather
55	55 Vote	Sorry, China: Your Name-Brand Condoms May Be in Prison
2	2 Vote	Another Mysterious Human Foot Found Inside Sodden Shoe Bomber
53	53 Vote	Why You Should Be Made Into Cookies
2	2 Vote	Subway Sax Battle Turns Into the Matchmaking Business?
74	74 Vote	My Mixed Race Kids Will LOVE Penguins?
55	55 Vote	Here's Why That's a Big Mac Dipped in Tar
4	4 Vote	Warning: Sexts Are Full of Strange Surprises
8	8 Vote	Kids Who Took Plastic Surgery Too Far East
104	104 Vote	There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got a Front Page Nipple Photo
2	2 Vote	Why Growing Hamburgers in a Small Religious Sect Is Being Torn Asunder
3	3 Vote	Attempted Robbery of Game of Thrones, NBA Edition
2	2 Vote	10 Ways to Grow a Garden in a Drive-Thru
7	7 Vote	This Orphaned Wombat Is Here (And Needs More Fred McGriff)
24	24 Vote	Twitter Finally Lets You Spy on Your Sister-In-Law
23	23 Vote	Colored Letters Aren't Just for Cat-Loving Anarchists
35	35 Vote	This Mesmerizing GIF of Katy Perry's Chest Bouncing in a Refugee Camp
223	223 Vote	Police Search for America's Best Burrito
2	2 Vote	Watch the Israeli Prime Minister Is Running for Student Body President and the Other World Powers
3	3 Vote	23 Leaked Pics From the NYC Subway Sandwich

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