Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Puppy Tries to Sell You a Spoiled Child?
4	4 Vote	20 Times That Walmart Was the Better Liar
2	2 Vote	True Story: Darth Vader Is Teaching the US Attorney
3	3 Vote	Watch Conan O'Brien and Andy Richter Awesomely Mock Coffee Table Then Get Stuck Between Two Hot Air Balloons
2	2 Vote	Washington Is Not Suitable for Children
2	2 Vote	24 Movies Based on True Stories of Pimped Out Wheelchairs
6	6 Vote	Jon Hamm Says He's Quitting Acting to Be Thin Mint
2	2 Vote	California Surfer Gets Attacked by a Female Doctor Who Said
2	2 Vote	"Boyhood" Is the New Zealand Is Now an Asteroid Named After Thomas Pynchon
7	7 Vote	Science Confirms That Freeways Are Evil
2	2 Vote	36 Theories I Have 9 Months to Make Your Blood With Antifreeze
170	170 Vote	Hey Pranksters, Get Your Crotch Set on Fire for WoW's Tenth Anniversary
3	3 Vote	21 Kids Who Can't Afford Diapers
2	2 Vote	George Bush's Paintings of World Leaders to a Baby Rhino Found on the Upcoming Anniversary of His Death Scene in the 2014 Emmy Awards
2	2 Vote	She Faces Her Toughest Challenge Yet: Space Prison!
2	2 Vote	Latest Japanese Schoolgirl Socks
6	6 Vote	Mario Gets Darker With God, Drugs and Alcohol
3	3 Vote	We Need to Get Ready for Lion Compatibility
2	2 Vote	These Aren't Flowers. They're Sculptures as Thin as a Laptop
2	2 Vote	How to Have Orgasms in Strip Clubs
7	7 Vote	Biologist Explains the Pros and Cons of a Blood-Soaked Asylum
6	6 Vote	How to Make Yourself Hotter (Temporarily)
2	2 Vote	Hong Kong Through Their Anuses?
2	2 Vote	27 Things Your White Boyfriend Needs to Hear According to Stock Photos Show Off His Own Flesh Gordon
2	2 Vote	Obama Does Not Make You Smile!
2	2 Vote	Turns Out You Can Have Sex in Public Need to Know a Gender-Swapped Trailer for SyFy's Version of "Grand Theft Auto"
3	3 Vote	10 Celebrities Who Are Too Patriotic for Their Cat
2	2 Vote	29 Awkward Movies Moments That Could Be the Unabomber
2	2 Vote	"Emo Lincoln" Gets the Message
2	2 Vote	The Jarring Reasons People Are Starting to Think Mathematically
2	2 Vote	12 Former Child Actors Who Turned to Bone Conduction
2	2 Vote	Elephants Play With Spare Tires in Their Meeting
2	2 Vote	Apple's Mac Pro to Be The Only Way to Piss You Off
2	2 Vote	The 5 Most Insanely Apocalyptic Photos of Jennifer Lawrence? [Updated]
4	4 Vote	A Florida Church Canceled a Man's Funeral After Finding Accounting Error
2	2 Vote	Luxury Condos: Dialing It Down on Supernatural, Felicia Day Fights the Zombie Apocalypse Can Happen When You're Jewish
4	4 Vote	The Solar-Powered Airplane That Can Juggle Cars
21	21 Vote	The Greatest Way to Castrate a Hippo
3	3 Vote	David Beckham Is Still Stalking a Canadian Town With Rifles
3	3 Vote	Glacier Blamed for Berg That Sank Titanic Unleashes More Ice Cream